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Heller

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Devine
obligatory you're retarded for smoking in public post

Quoted for the obvious :D

Most stoners are so freakin stupid.

true, but I'd like to just say that while i may blaze a couple times a day,its always in the privacy of my home or a friends home, i don't blaze in public (well except the freeway :D) but anyway, i just trying to prove that if your responsible about it, you're ok.

I've been caught before with 40grams on me (~1.5oz street value ~$470) and if you remain calm and explain to the officer that your just toking at home to help you sleep etc he let me get out. then again i also have been taking care of that officer for years at the restaurant i work at.

anyway im probably rambling alot, but thats cause im stoned and i talk alot.


pots always a great gift btw :p (well, as long as it nots reggie :p)



i'd also like to point out that all my physicians, psychologist/ general doctor and also my stomach doctor [IBS] all know i toke and my stomach doctor firmly believes in using medicinally when my stomach is acting up.
 

weflyhigh

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Just an update, the cop hasn't contacted me or my friend that took the blame yet

Think we should call and ask about our case (he gave us the like report number on his card) or just ignore it and wait or what?
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: weflyhigh
Just an update, the cop hasn't contacted me or my friend that took the blame yet

Think we should call and ask about our case (he gave us the like report number on his card) or just ignore it and wait or what?

You should go down and turn yourself in.
 

BudAshes

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I once got pulled over while in the car with my friend stoned as hell with a bong sitting in my lap. I got questioned by 2 cops while sitting their with a bong up my pant leg because i had no where else to hide it. You need to work on your cover up or bolt inside next time.
 

Boo Boo

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maybe a few days in the pokie to get your ass poked, will make you use your brain more but since i am sure you smoked the part you need to not be so stupid.
 

CKent

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Originally posted by: 40Hands
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I've never smoked pot once. WTF is wrong with you pople who can't find any better way to spend your time than under the influence?

Go watch some more "above the influence" commercials followed by a visit to dea.gov and get back to us with more information. We are desperately in need of "your" opinions!

40HANDS YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THE WORLD IS ENDING BECAUSE AN MMORPG MADE IN THE 1990S REACHED THE END OF ITS NATURAL LIFE CYCLE. PEOPLE WHO USED THIS DIGITAL DRUG WERE ENLIGHTENED, PEOPLE WHO USE OTHER DRUGS ARE ADDICTS.

/HoP

Seriously, I thought I was an MMORPG crusader with EverQuest until I met Hero with his spiel about UO.

If you think this is off topic, whoooooooosh.
 

BudAshes

Lifer
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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I've never smoked pot once. WTF is wrong with you pople who can't find any better way to spend your time than under the influence?

do you also not drink booze, smoke cigs, drink coffee, soda.......

No booze for the same reason as no pot. No cigarettes because 1) they're pointless and 2) they're extremely harmful. No coffee cause I never started drinking it "because everybody else was". Soda sometimes.

Why?

If you have never smoked it how could you know if it is awesome or not?
 

I4AT

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I've never smoked pot once. WTF is wrong with you pople who can't find any better way to spend your time than under the influence?

do you also not drink booze, smoke cigs, drink coffee, soda.......

No booze for the same reason as no pot. No cigarettes because 1) they're pointless and 2) they're extremely harmful. No coffee cause I never started drinking it "because everybody else was". Soda sometimes.

Why?

If you have never smoked it how could you know if it is awesome or not?

Have you ever shoved an 8 inch knife up your ass? I've heard it's awesome, try it!
 

BudAshes

Lifer
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Originally posted by: I4AT
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I've never smoked pot once. WTF is wrong with you pople who can't find any better way to spend your time than under the influence?

do you also not drink booze, smoke cigs, drink coffee, soda.......

No booze for the same reason as no pot. No cigarettes because 1) they're pointless and 2) they're extremely harmful. No coffee cause I never started drinking it "because everybody else was". Soda sometimes.

Why?

If you have never smoked it how could you know if it is awesome or not?

Have you ever shoved an 8 inch knife up your ass? I've heard it's awesome, try it!

There is a difference you retard, nobody would ever tell you that stabbing yourself in the ass is awesome unless they were trying to get you to hurt yourself. Most people that smoke weed feel that it enhances their life. Good try though.
 

CrazyLazy

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
There is a difference you retard, nobody would ever tell you that stabbing yourself in the ass is awesome unless they were trying to get you to hurt yourself. Most people that smoke weed feel that it enhances their life. Good try though.

How could you be sure it wasn't fun if you have never tried it though?
 

TehMac

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No one would doubt it's not "fun." What people are skeptical of is the impact on their mental capacity.
 

BudAshes

Lifer
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Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: BudAshes
There is a difference you retard, nobody would ever tell you that stabbing yourself in the ass is awesome unless they were trying to get you to hurt yourself. Most people that smoke weed feel that it enhances their life. Good try though.

How could you be sure it wasn't fun if you have never tried it though?

Well if you want to live your life afraid of something you can't od on, is all natural and has been proven to have many medicinal purposes, then that is your choice but it seems rather silly. I never did drugs in high school because all the stoners in my school were such idiots i thought pot made you stupid. Then i met people that were smart that smoked weed and I realized that those kids were just born stupid. It had nothing to do with weed, stupid people when they are high, are still stupid people. They are just less violent, and more prone to snacking.
 

agentbad

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
Then i met people that were smart that smoked weed and I realized that those kids were just born stupid. It had nothing to do with weed, stupid people when they are high, are still stupid people. They are just less violent, and more prone to snacking.

Um num num num




Lawyer up and next time don't be such a dumbass about where you smoke. My roommate in college smoked all the time and only got caught because a cop saw him walk across a street with a beer and he couldn't find the weed in his pocket in time to stash it. Never roll around with more than you can't eat like say a joint or a GB's worth that's not in some giant plastic bag unless you have the wisdom to keep it discrete. Hopefully, you will have a good lawyer and he will get you into one of those shitty programs similar to AA for 6 months or a year then get your charges dismissed if you pass all your drug tests.
 

I4AT

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Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: BudAshes
There is a difference you retard, nobody would ever tell you that stabbing yourself in the ass is awesome unless they were trying to get you to hurt yourself. Most people that smoke weed feel that it enhances their life. Good try though.

How could you be sure it wasn't fun if you have never tried it though?

:laugh:

And I'm sure Jeffrey Dahmer felt eating young boys enhanced his life. Try it!
 

Wreckem

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Criminal charges or not expect severe disciplinary actions from your University. Possibily up to expulsion.

 
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Originally posted by: Wreckem
Criminal charges or not expect severe disciplinary actions from your University. Possibily up to expulsion.

damn, if they are expelling for MJ, he is better off not at that school!
 

clamum

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Lots of good responses here, as expected. Obviously a bunch of nerds know quite a bit about pot, or drugs in general for that matter.

I mean with comparisons between smoking pot and shoving an 8 inch knife up your ass you know there's some voices of intelligence and experience here. :laugh:
 

Wreckem

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Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
Originally posted by: Wreckem
Criminal charges or not expect severe disciplinary actions from your University. Possibily up to expulsion.

damn, if they are expelling for MJ, he is better off not at that school!

All schools take possession of illegal substances on campus as a serious offense. That includes booze too if you are in a dry country/your campus is dry.

If he lives in the dorms, he is most certainly getting kicked out. Beyond that it will depend on how strict his schools student code of conduct is.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: I4AT
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: BudAshes
There is a difference you retard, nobody would ever tell you that stabbing yourself in the ass is awesome unless they were trying to get you to hurt yourself. Most people that smoke weed feel that it enhances their life. Good try though.

How could you be sure it wasn't fun if you have never tried it though?

:laugh:

And I'm sure Jeffrey Dahmer felt eating young boys enhanced his life. Try it!

Too high in cholesterol.
 

yhelothar

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i'm sooo fucking faded right now. like a level 5 trip out... near total ego loss. my body starts moving in these geometric paterns
with beats that dialates and undialates in time... time moving... dialating... undialating... in waaaavess... in waavees.. waves. waavees.. waaaveees... waaaaveeees.... WAAAAAAVeeESsesSSESSESSSS!!1!!1!!!!1111@?!!


my body is turning in to this violent cyclone now...
my hands are trembling because it's attached to each side of this cyclone....

[listening to Juana Molina - El cristal
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: astroidea
i'm sooo fucking faded right now. like a level 5 trip out... near total ego loss. my body starts moving in these geometric paterns
with beats that dialates and undialates in time... time moving... dialating... undialating... in waaaavess... in waavees.. waves. waavees.. waaaveees... waaaaveeees.... WAAAAAAVeeESsesSSESSESSSS!!1!!1!!!!1111@?!!


my body is turning in to this violent cyclone now...
my hands are trembling because it's attached to each side of this cyclone....

[listening to Juana Molina - El cristal

A level 5 trip out eh? U should smoke more, i heard you see god at level 7.
 

weflyhigh

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UPDATE:
A few weeks ago, my friend who "took the blame" got contacted by the courthouse/police and went and got a mugshot and scheduled a court date
Then me and my friend got contacted by our school's Judicial Affairs
I made a meeting with them and they asked me about the day and I told a story

Then I got the punishment:
I have to write an essay about what I learned from the experience
I got a disciplinary warning (no probation, even)

I hope my other friend doesn't get in too much law trouble, though.. we'll just wait and see
 

scott916

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Originally posted by: astroidea
i'm sooo fucking faded right now. like a level 5 trip out... near total ego loss. my body starts moving in these geometric paterns
with beats that dialates and undialates in time... time moving... dialating... undialating... in waaaavess... in waavees.. waves. waavees.. waaaveees... waaaaveeees.... WAAAAAAVeeESsesSSESSESSSS!!1!!1!!!!1111@?!!


my body is turning in to this violent cyclone now...
my hands are trembling because it's attached to each side of this cyclone....

[listening to Juana Molina - El cristal

I hope you're not talking about just being high on pot. If you really were in a level 5 trip, you couldnt even compose yourself to sit in a chair, let alone post. Level 5 is out of body, the world as you know it no longer exists.