Got a weird email...

[Steve]

So yesterday I got an email from a "Samuel Jackson" which I figured was spam, but since it made it to my (Gmail) inbox I figured what the hell, I'd take a look:

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAM: You're doin great honey!

BECKY: I can't feel much, just some tugging.

SAM: It's Okay babe... Everything is gonna be fine... I Love You.

BECKY: Have they cut me open yet?

SAM: Yeah. Eww...

BECKY: WOAH!!! Felt That!!!

SAM: Cool!!! Babe, you have a head sticking out of your tummy! A... Hairy... head.

DOCTOR: Look daddy! What a beautiful little baby... ...GIRL!

SAM & BECKY: GIRL!?!?!?!?

DOCTOR: YEP!

SAM: Um...

BECKY: Um...

NURSE: What's her name, Mr. Jackson?

SAM: Um... um.... um... Becky, what's the baby's name?

BECKY: Sebastian Alexander.

SAM: No sweetie, the GIRL baby.

BECKY: Um... um... um.... CORDELIA LIANE JACKSON!!!!

SAM (To Nurses): CORDELIA LIANE JACKSON!!!!

SAM & BECKY: But everything we have is blue...

_________________________________________________________________


Name: Cordelia Liane Jackson
Date: January 3, 2006
Time: 11:22 P.M.
Place: Desert Regional Medical Center, Palm Springs
Doctor: Shelley Susman
Length: 19.5 in.
Weight: 6 lbs. 15 oz.
Eyes: Blue (AND HUGE)
Hair: Black (A MOP'S WORTH)

We brought her home finally on January 7, my birthday... It's now the morning of the 8th. God I hope I don't jinx this but, she is the most adorable, calm, and punctual baby i've ever imagined. Thanks for giving me a big head GOD. That's all I needed, something i could brag about... I Love You Guys. Thanks for all your help. Here' are some pictures. I'll send some video clips next week.

A father with a stolen heart,
Sam

This was then followed by eleven pics of the newborn.

I don't recognize any of the other email addresses it was sent to, except at least two of them are located on the West Coast (san.rr.com and pacbell.net). No idea how I got in there.

So I sent him this reply:

These are all very nice, but I have no idea who you are.

Anyhow, there's no real point to this post other than I thought I would share a happy case of mistaken identity.

Do I get a ?

 

[moshquerade]

weird mis-sent email award of the day goes to you.

 

[sixone]

 

[GamerExpress]

Worst story evar!!!!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
weird mis-sent email award of the decadegoes to you.

fixed

 

[Circlenaut]

What no pics

 

[Reel]

pics?

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Pippy
What no pics

:Q

 

[Steve]

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[LeiZaK]

Have you patched the Graphics rendering engine in Windows yet?

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Have you patched the Graphics rendering engine in Windows yet?

Yup, the thought had crossed my mind but I took care of that before the weekend.

 

[Vich]

neat

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Have you patched the Graphics rendering engine in Windows yet?

Oh snap. all = pwnd

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

 

[JoPh]

nice email.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: sm8000
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Lets write them a congradulatory letter and sign it.

All billionty of us.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

LOL, no pics of the delivery itself were sent, sorry.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

You so NASSSSSTY!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

You so NASSSSSTY!

you KNOW i wasn't the only one thinking it :laugh:

 

[Steve]

I don't think there would be much crotch involved. The whole "Have they cut me open yet?" and "you have a head sticking out of your tummy!" sounds like a C-section birth.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

You so NASSSSSTY!

you KNOW i wasn't the only one thinking it :laugh:

omgwtfrollreversal


I see the pics and I'm thinking, "oh they had a baby! babys are soo cute. I want a baby..."

and YOU: "Where's teh COOTER?!"

:shocked:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

You so NASSSSSTY!

you KNOW i wasn't the only one thinking it :laugh:

omgwtfrollreversal


I see the pics and I'm thinking, "oh they had a baby! babys are soo cute. I want a baby..."

and YOU: "Where's teh COOTER?!"

:shocked:

blood and gore intrigues me.

so shoot me.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: sm8000
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no open crotch shots?

You so NASSSSSTY!

you KNOW i wasn't the only one thinking it :laugh:

omgwtfrollreversal


I see the pics and I'm thinking, "oh they had a baby! babys are soo cute. I want a baby..."

and YOU: "Where's teh COOTER?!"

:shocked:

blood and gore intrigues me.

so shoot me.

Bloody. Gory. Crotch.

*shoots self*