Got a speeding ticket!!!

[SKORPI0]

Well here I was driving a rented BMW X5 in the highway somewhere in Ohio on the way for a job interview. Since I'm not from that area, I had to make a call for driving directions. I was not familiar area at all and forgot to bring some street maps (silly me). But would you believe this guy driving slow in the left lane at about 75 mph, I just had to get past him or else I'll be late. I had to honk him twice so he could let me pass but me wouldn't budge. Move over mofo****. Damn did not see the cop in time so I had to pull over cussing and cursing.

Well ended up being ticketed for doing 90 mph on a 65 zone. Not only that I ended up being 25 minutes late for the job interview. Damn I hate drivers in Ohio. :|

 

[Juice Box]

slow it down dude

 

[CrackRabbit]

-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

 

[Pepsi90919]

2/10 on the parody, 8 points deducted for being like a day late

 

[thomsbrain]

0/10

 

[FoBoT]

have you checked out Tom's Butter Store?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
0/10

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
have you checked out Tom's Butter Store?

I hope he sells a cat with butter on its head!

 

[imported_Reck]

lol funny stuff.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
have you checked out Tom's Butter Store?

THis was better than the parody.

 

[caivoma]

1/10

 

[AlienCraft]

Your parody is lame and without any socially redeeming values. Ergo, it is pornography.
You will be sanctioned by the FCC. Please turn in your keyboard to the men at your front door.

 

[Crazymofo]

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Move over mofo

Sorry but that wasn't me...

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
cussing and cursing.

umm... those are one in the same you should really make up your mind and just use one of them at a time.

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Well ended up being ticketed for doing 90 mph on a 65 zone. Not only that I ended up being 25 minutes late for the job interview. Damn I hate drivers in Ohio. :|

yea you should really slow down or maybe try not doing stupid things at the wrong time but for some reason I have a feeling your life is filled with stupidity...


I'm a pissy little bitch tonight its really time for me to go to bed... Night!

 

[rh71]

at least you drive it like it was meant to be driven. Was it a 4.8is ?

 

[machintos]

the other guy was driving 75 in a 65 limit?? well, I guess the other guy didn't want to get a ticket like you did...

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

someone have a link to the op this is parody of?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
someone have a link to the op this is parody of?

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