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got a slight laugh out of this

pontifex

pontifex

Lifer
we have one of those police/emergency/weather scanner things. i just heard what i'm guessing is a dispatcher saying that someone just reported about 10 juveniles running around the street, some of them armed with what appears to be nunchucks.

someone fails at being a ninja.
 
Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
I freaking love my police scanner 😀
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yeap. friday and saturday nights are the best.

there was one where 4-5 college girls were running around the campus naked and drunk. wish i had lived near so i could go see heh
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
meh, i live in the middle of redneck country so its usually domestic disputes and drunk driver type stuff.
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I also live in redneck country.
I usually listen to my scanner on Sunday nights.
You wouldn't believe how many domestic dispute calls go out late on Sundays.
Alcoholics tend to beat their wives before they have to go back to work on Monday. (?)
 
I saw a video of Ninjas training. It is on the web, but is massively NSFW as it contains people jumping from GREAT heights (+20Metre), being hit REALLY hard with wood etc, and jumping through glass.

The climax involved a Ninja jumping through a window from the 3rd / 4th Floor of a building and landing on concrete.

Man, it was hardcore.
 
oh man this reminds me of this one time i was listenin to paul & young ron, a local s. fla radio show. They had one dude call in and he started telling a story of this party he had been to on his college campus, just a small party not too many people. Where 1/2 of them dressed up as ninjas and the other 1/2 dressed up as pirates.

He starts talking about how the party started getting dull and everyone started to leave. I forgot to mention that the party had taken place during day time. So anyways, the dude walks out of the dorm in his ninja gear, the dude stated that he had on the whole 9, man. The head wrap thing, all black outfit, sword on his back,etc.

Anywas so, the dude decides he really needs to use the bathroom and the nearest bathroom is near the gym, well low and behold,right outside the gym is one of thoose police convention kinda things that the swat team has, where they just display some weapons and stuff. The dude knew to not walk in front of them, and instead decided to walk around the perimiter of this convention so he'd go unnoticed.

He made it to the gym, opens up the door and a swat team dude ambushes him! the swat team dude grabbed him, shoved him up against the wall, hilarious the way the caller was describing it, like the cop was so serious that a ninja was walking around on campus with the intent to do harm, like they have some serious ninja infestation problem in that town.Eventually it was straightened out, and the swat dude told him that he saw him walking towards the gym, snuck around the back entrance and waited to ambush him. Holy crap man i was laughing so hard the radio host was like "ya he showed you who the ninja was"
 
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