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Got A Life Threatening Phone Call

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Is the OP fucking shitting me? You are joking right?

I work for a company that does firearms training. You would think I would support the right of people to possess guns, but I fucking don't. You should have to pass some extensive testing to be able to carry a gun. To many fucking idiots in this world have no business with that type of power. Why in the motherfucking hell would you give them your address? YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. God you're stupid.

They should require a basic IQ test as well. I would say anyone dumb enough to provide an address to a man behind a random threatening phone call, AND post on a public forum his intent to kill said random caller before dragging the corpse into the house and claiming it as an accident should have no purpose anywhere near a firearm, or something as dangerous as a paperclip.
 
my friend had a similar situation years ago. some guy called him and accused him of prank calling amd messing around with his wife. he said he had the number on his caller ID and he verbally threatened to come down "and beat the bloody shit out of you, you bitch ass trick".

my friend, like the dumbshit that he is, says 'bring it on you ho. im finna twist yo cap, bitch. my address is <insert address>. im waiting fo yo ass"

few hours go by, nothing. then all of a sudden a loud knock on the front door around 9PM. friend opened the door and this big, black dude rushed in with wine and a cheesecake. my friend and this guy proceeded to sit down and talk the matter over politely over a candle light dinner. they appeared to have resolved the dispute without violence.



back to reality, you bout to get shot dumbhole.
 
I'm still waiting, bodega.

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Edit:dumbhole, lol.
 
The caller said I better have some good artillery. I guess telling him I had 45 wasn't enough to discourage him.

The problem with his threat AND yours is that blowhards never believe each other anyway. 😉
 
*57 is your friend. Use it. Then call the cops. It puts a temp CLI on your line and the police will call the phone company to get the full details of the person that called you, even if it's private number... though they need a warrant for that, which is not really a big deal, just a form they sign.

At my new job we do traces like this once in a while.

And yeah you could have at least give him a fake address or something. I hope you have an alarm system... just saying. They will most likely come when you are not home and trash your house or something.
 
You should have just kept this to yourself.
Give them your address. Invite them over for tea & crumpets. Then murder them. And have intercourse with their corpse.
 
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Man, I'd barricade the fucking door and bring out the sandbags. As soon as the mofo(s) show up, make it rain shotty rounds.
 
You should have just kept this to yourself.
Give them your address. Invite them over for tea & crumpets. Then murder them. And have intercourse with their corpse.

Dude, if this gangsta is pakin a colt 45, you gotta fuckin stick ur dick in the holes that bitch blows in em.

Does this make me an accomplice?


Peace


Lounatim
 
Right thats stage one completed.

Now I somehow need to send Spidey round to fix his cable whilst hinting that OP is a socialist.
 
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