Got A Life Threatening Phone Call

[Kantastic]

Is the OP fucking shitting me? You are joking right?

I work for a company that does firearms training. You would think I would support the right of people to possess guns, but I fucking don't. You should have to pass some extensive testing to be able to carry a gun. To many fucking idiots in this world have no business with that type of power. Why in the motherfucking hell would you give them your address? YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. God you're stupid.

They should require a basic IQ test as well. I would say anyone dumb enough to provide an address to a man behind a random threatening phone call, AND post on a public forum his intent to kill said random caller before dragging the corpse into the house and claiming it as an accident should have no purpose anywhere near a firearm, or something as dangerous as a paperclip.

 

[SandEagle]

my friend had a similar situation years ago. some guy called him and accused him of prank calling amd messing around with his wife. he said he had the number on his caller ID and he verbally threatened to come down "and beat the bloody shit out of you, you bitch ass trick".

my friend, like the dumbshit that he is, says 'bring it on you ho. im finna twist yo cap, bitch. my address is <insert address>. im waiting fo yo ass"

few hours go by, nothing. then all of a sudden a loud knock on the front door around 9PM. friend opened the door and this big, black dude rushed in with wine and a cheesecake. my friend and this guy proceeded to sit down and talk the matter over politely over a candle light dinner. they appeared to have resolved the dispute without violence.



back to reality, you bout to get shot dumbhole.

 

[highland145]

I'm still waiting, bodega.

633 Stag Trail Rd, N
Caldwell, NJ




Edit:dumbhole, lol.

 

[Perknose]

The caller said I better have some good artillery. I guess telling him I had 45 wasn't enough to discourage him.

The problem with his threat AND yours is that blowhards never believe each other anyway.

 

[highland145]

The caller said I better have some good artillery. I guess telling him I had 45 wasn't enough to discourage him.

The problem with his threat AND yours is that blowhards never believe each other anyway.

Yep. 45 silly bands ain't nothing.

 

[Lifted]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Come at me, Bro.

President of hittin dat ass!

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

CLID don't you have it? Number --->Police ----> Court order

 

[OutHouse]

I just posted here to have a public record.

so you posted that you planned on shooting him and pull his corpse into the house.....

 

[trmiv]

If there's ever a perfect thread for this meme, it's this one.

 

[Red Squirrel]

*57 is your friend. Use it. Then call the cops. It puts a temp CLI on your line and the police will call the phone company to get the full details of the person that called you, even if it's private number... though they need a warrant for that, which is not really a big deal, just a form they sign.

At my new job we do traces like this once in a while.

And yeah you could have at least give him a fake address or something. I hope you have an alarm system... just saying. They will most likely come when you are not home and trash your house or something.

 

[shortylickens]

Was it irate black man that called you?

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

You should have just kept this to yourself.
Give them your address. Invite them over for tea & crumpets. Then murder them. And have intercourse with their corpse.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Man, I'd barricade the fucking door and bring out the sandbags. As soon as the mofo(s) show up, make it rain shotty rounds.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I think regardless of what I may have told them , their threatening to end my life probably clears me of any wrongdoing.

probably isn't the level of certainty I prefer when the alternative is life in prison.:thumbsdown:

 

[Narse]

If there's ever a perfect thread for this meme, it's this one.

Damn you beat me to it!

 

[Joseph F]

Posting in a fuckin' epic badass thread.

 

[Printer Bandit]

will this thread be submitted as evidence when the trial starts?

 

[IcePickFreak]

will this thread be submitted as evidence when the trial starts?

Let the record show that I LOL'd at this thread.

 

[amdhunter]

OP.

Post your address here - I'll be there shortly after.

 

[janas19]

OP.

Post your address here - I'll be there shortly after.

Bwahahaha

 

[Perknose]

I hope you have an alarm system... just saying. They will most likely come when you are not home and trash your house or something.

No, they will most likely do nothing more at all.

 

[IcePickFreak]

No, they will most likely do nothing more at all.

And to be clear, it's not because it was a prank call, but because they are scared of the OP.

 

[Lounatik]

You should have just kept this to yourself.
Give them your address. Invite them over for tea & crumpets. Then murder them. And have intercourse with their corpse.

Dude, if this gangsta is pakin a colt 45, you gotta fuckin stick ur dick in the holes that bitch blows in em.

Does this make me an accomplice?


Peace


Lounatim

 

[Locut0s]

I wouldn't have done anything, but he wanted to end my life for making calls I didn't make.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, he was angry cause someone (not you) made vulgar phone calls to his number?

 

[WelshBloke]

Right thats stage one completed.

Now I somehow need to send Spidey round to fix his cable whilst hinting that OP is a socialist.