Gorilla on the loose in Boston

[Wag]

The gorilla snatched my baby," Scott said. "This gorilla, this bastard, jumped on my 2-year-old. My baby's going to have to be all stitched up.

Boston Globe

This one's getting alot of play here. The little girl got quite a nice sized gash on her head. Apparently it escaped from the zoo a month ago, and they were in the process of installing an electrified fence.

Damn, that must have been scary.

 

[DealMonkey]

Dingos ate my baby?

 

[Wag]

What I want to know is how the mom knew its lineage?

 

[DanceMan]

Originally posted by: Wag

The gorilla snatched my baby," Scott said. "This gorilla, this bastard, jumped on my 2-year-old. My baby's going to have to be all stitched up.

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No, I'm sorry, it's too good to pass up, but since it's the news and POLITICS forum, I really gotta...


Well, there's some that believe there's a chimp loose in Washington DC, causing all kinds of damage lately...

DanceMan

 

[CaptnKirk]

Sorry, I thought this was an Al Sharpton Campaign Stop article.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Sorry, I thought this was an Al Sharpton Campaign Stop article.

That is a very funny joke that you have posted in regards to the original thread subject. It is difficult to stop laughing.