Gore & Bush phone conversation. (LMAO!)

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lowtech1

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OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT
Phone Conversation #1:
Governor George W. Bush
Vice President Al Gore
November 8, 2000
2:35 AM EST

George: George W. Bush, next president of the United States, who is this?
Al: Uh, it's, uh, Al Gore here, George. I guess you know why I'm calling.
George: Well probably 'cuz you're a loser, right loser?
Al: Well now hold on just a second there, George, I think we could be civil about this. Now, for whatever ungodly reason, the American people have apparently chosen someone of an inferior intellect?
George: Who you callin' infurios?
Al: Unbelievable. You really do butcher the language.
George: Get to the point, guy who isn't President.
Al: Well, uh, how do I say this? I'm calling to officially conce. To conceeceeeceeeceee?.
George: Come on say it, say it! Spit it out Mr. Smarty pants interlectoral.
Al: Okay, just gimme a second here, alright I mean I really wanted to win this thing?Damn Ralph Nader to hell!!!
George: (OFF PHONE) Daddy. Tennessee boy's gonna cry! Just like you said.
Daddy Bush: Knew he would. I told ya, he's weak. Weak! Hey Dubya, did I tell ya the time?
George: (OFF PHONE) Quiet down daddy, this is my moment to shine. (to PHONE) Go ahead nature boy. I wanna hear ya cry uncle!
Al: Alright, I CONCEED okay! There, I said it! Are ya happy, ya half wit Texas kook!!! (OFF PHONE) Tipper pack our bags. We're moving to the rainforest.
George: Go ahead, we're gonna cut it down and drill for oil! How do you like that?
Al: You bastard! This isn't over!!!! Not by a long shot.
George: Sure it is! Bye bye loser! Time for a drink everybody! Woohoo! Mas Taquila! Jeb, pour me a shot. Bushes are back in office! Wooh.. where's the beer?


OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT
Phone Conversation #2:
Governor George W. Bush
Vice President Al Gore
November 8, 2000
approx. 3:00 AM EST

George: President George W. Bush speakin'! Whooo, that sounds good don't it?!?
Al: Well not as good as President Albert Gore!
George: What? Is this you again loser?
Al: Uh yeah, about that whole losing thing?.Um, I'm gonna have to go ahead and retract my concession.
George: Retract? (OFF PHONE) Daddy, What's retract mean?
Al: Let me help you on that one, Dubya. What it means is that the fat lady hasn't sung yet.
George: Fat lady? Who the hell's the fat lady? (OFF PHONE) Daddy, who's the fat lady? Whaddya talkin' about Gore!!! (OFF PHONE) Hey, shut up back there! Everybody quiet down!!! (GUNSHOTS)
Daddy Bush: Put the gun down, junior! Ya had one too many!!!
Al: Uh, do have a permit for that gun?
George: You can't take it back, crackerhead!!! You're an Indian giver! Daddy, do somethin', you said I could be President. Ya promised me!
Al: Well, it sounds like you've got your hands full. I've got some ballots to count, so I'll give ya a buzz next week from the Whitehouse okay Dubya!
George: NOOOOOO!!! (GUNSHOTS)
Daddy Bush: Jeb's down! Jeb's down!
 
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Russ

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You think that crap is funny?
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Well, it's not. It's hilarious!:D Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Russ, NCNE
 
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DefRef

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OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT
Phone Conversation #1:
President William J. Clinton
"Bambi"
November 8, 2000
5:45 AM EST

Bill: Yeah, hi...who's this?
Bambi: My name is Bambi and I'm ready to lift my white tail for you.
Bill: Ooooo...sounds good. Well, I circle...
Bambi: (Interupting)I need a major credit card number, please. Spell the name as it appears on the front of the card.
Bill: OK. The name is Rush Limbaugh, L-I-M-B-A-U-G-H. It's a Visa and the number is [ommitted for privacy].
Bambi: OK, "Rush". What would you like to do?
Bill: Oh, Bambi. I'm so uptight. My...uh...son, yeah that's it, my son..uh...Al, er, wait...NEWT, yeah, my son Newt has really disappointed me. He didn't want me around and now he's...
Bambi: I don't do three-ways! At least, not with two guys.
Bill: No! It's not like that at all, it's just...
Hillary!: (Picking up extention) BILL!!! WHO THE [expletive deleted] ARE YOU TALKING TO!!!

Call ends...
 
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hubbs

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Gore is a sore loser. He just can accept that he has lost florida. It just bothers me how he can be such a .........
 
NFS4

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<< daddy, what's retract mean? >>


Son, if I knew what that meant 55 years ago, you would have never been born :)
 
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DataFly

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I'm not sure if this has been posted here before, but the *real* retraction conversation was almost as good, according to CNN:

Gore: Florida is too close to call.
Bush: So you're retracting your concession?
Gore: Now don't get snippy about it
Bush: Well, do what you have to...

(slightly paraphrased, but the third line is exactly what came out of Gore's mouth:Q):


:D:D
 
The Stigenator

The Stigenator

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if you guys heard the jokes on Wednesday morning by Mark and Brian of 955 Klos Los Angeles.
They seemed a lot more funny than the official transcripts.

I am trying to find them but in the mean time if anyone remember them please post.
 
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sweetrobin

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What grown man uses the word SNIPPY??? I mean really .. I have never before heard a real man say that word .. you should have seen the poor reporters who had to say that phrase reporting the conversation .. they all acted like it really hurt to have to say it.
 
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