GOP: Watching Porn makes you Gay

[CallMeJoe]

Originally posted by: Rhonda the Sly
...I'm surprised Huckabee got over twice as many votes as anyone else...

Governor Huckabee is the most unabashed theocrat among popular Republican leaders, so it's more of a surprise that he didn't get an even larger plurality at a "Values Voter" convention.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Originally posted by: CitizenKain
...Palin wasn't there because she was busy embarrassing herself in China...

Governor Palin was busy collecting a large gratuity for her Hong Kong appearance... honoring her real values.

 

[CallMeJoe]

FWIW, my exposure to pornography has indeed made me turn Gay. I finally realized I'm a Lesbian, sadly trapped inside a man's body.