Goosemaster: will you have my goslings?

[dug777]

I come from a fine lineage of proud show geese, is my genetic material acceptable to you?


:evil:

 

[SynthDude2001]

You're drunk again, aren't you?

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Why aren't you banned?

Seriously?

 

[Nitemare]

Squeal like the Goose ho you are...

 

[pennylane]

You idiot. You're a crab.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Why aren't you banned?

Seriously?

because i help out in video all the time, don't blatantly nef most of the time, and entertain people in OT i guess...

why aren't you banned, asshat?

 

[Toastedlightly]

bannation. NO donation, no salvation!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
You idiot. You're a crab.

What? Crabs lay eggs too.

 

[MaxDepth]

I heard you got crabs...

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: fanerman91
You idiot. You're a crab.

What? Crabs lay eggs too.

:thumbsup:

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: fanerman91
You idiot. You're a crab.

What? Crabs lay eggs too.

That was in reference to:

I come from a fine lineage of proud show geese, is my genetic material acceptable to you?

And the goslings.

 

[Goosemaster]

Dude....

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

Dude...tsk tsk...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

:Q:thumbsup:

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

Crab legs

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

/Quickly attaches telescopic lens to 35mm

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

Crab legs

and goose liver pate 😉

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

Crab legs

and goose liver pate 😉

mmm....


*calls Harem room on cellphone and asks for his ASSistant to bring down a willing gesse for sacrifice*

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

Crab legs

and goose liver pate 😉

mmm....


*calls Heren room on cellhpone and asks for his ASSistant to bring down a willing gesse for sacrifice*

Harem, just FYI.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

Crab legs

and goose liver pate 😉

Don't forget the veggies...

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

 

[JoeKing]

Hey a-holes! Back off!! Goosmaster's MY bitch. :|

isn't that right fuzzy nuts?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Dude....

it's on....😉

<---breaks out the butter and frying pan...

[Daffy]mmm...so what's cooking? smell's good! *sniff* *sniff* *looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/Daffy]

Crab legs

and goose liver pate 😉

Don't forget the veggies...

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

Classic🙂

<--sheds tears of joy