I recently discovered that the eyeball juice from baby unicorns can power 100,000 homes for a year! Breeding baby unicorns and then blinding them as an environmentally friendly energy solution isn't going so well with public opinion.
Last night, I was able to isolate the genetic segments in unicorn DNA that are responsible for their baby eyeball fluid. I'll try to splice the unicorn DNA segments into baby horse DNA, and we'd then be able to blind baby horses to meet the world's energy needs instead of blinding baby unicorns.
While I think that this would be a major break-through, there would probably still be substantial public outcry over the blinding of baby horses. I think that if I can move the process into the bovine population, the blinding of animals for eco-friendly energy will be viewed as more palatable by a majority of the population.