Good way to break a couple up?

[AbsolutDealage]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this her?

Man, you gotta warn about the work-safeness.... sheesh!

 

[Bulk Beef]

If you really want to make an impression, just engineer a way to get caught in the act.

Or not, depending on how big he is.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this her?

Man, you gotta warn about the work-safeness.... sheesh!

Oops..sorry. Where I work it would be.

(It's good to be me sometimes)

 

[minendo]

Good way to break a couple up?

Have sex with the boyfriend.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: Jetblade
I guess all of you didn't get the first sentence....

I'm the guy she is cheating on him with. I hate him with a passion!

Oh. Give it a try. I'm sure when the bf finds out and dumps her she'll jump into a lifetime commitment with you and will never consider cheating on you like she did the last guy.

I'm just doing it for sh*ts and giggles.

That's a great idea. Then maybe she'll confess and tell her boyfriend who she's cheating with, and he or one of his larger friends will beat you unmercifully.

 

[slycat]

best way is to sleep with one of them...especially the one same sex as you.
almost guaranteed formula.

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: minendo

Good way to break a couple up?

Have sex with the boyfriend.

LMAO! i love you!

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: mugsywwiii

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: Jetblade
I guess all of you didn't get the first sentence....

I'm the guy she is cheating on him with. I hate him with a passion!

Oh. Give it a try. I'm sure when the bf finds out and dumps her she'll jump into a lifetime commitment with you and will never consider cheating on you like she did the last guy.

I'm just doing it for sh*ts and giggles.

That's a great idea. Then maybe she'll confess and tell her boyfriend who she's cheating with, and he or one of his larger friends will beat you unmercifully.

I'm not scared.

 

[Jetblade]

Why does everyone hate the guy that the girl cheated on with?

I mean.....i'm just doing the guy a favor by testing if his girlfriend is "take home to mom" material.

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: Jetblade
I have first hand knowledge that this one girl is cheating on her boyfriend. :evil:

I also know that they text message each other via Verizon Text Messaging.

Well, On verizonwireless.com they let you send a text message over the web and.....get this........they let you input who the message is from! :evil:

Should I send one with her boyfriends name saying that he knows whats going on?

I think it also tells what email the message is from, though...

No email needed. Its entirely Web Based and anonymous.

Hmm...sounds like it's a go, then. And I guess you guys didn't understand him. He didn't ask if it was a good idea to break a couple up...he needs a good way to break a couple up. I think you're also in a pretty good position to break them up. Now, my idea is to make it seem to her that he has been cheating on her. Then she has to break up with him over another girl, not the other way around...

 

[her209]

Tell her that he is gay.

 

[ivol07]

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: mugsywwiii

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: Jetblade
I guess all of you didn't get the first sentence....

I'm the guy she is cheating on him with. I hate him with a passion!

Oh. Give it a try. I'm sure when the bf finds out and dumps her she'll jump into a lifetime commitment with you and will never consider cheating on you like she did the last guy.

I'm just doing it for sh*ts and giggles.

That's a great idea. Then maybe she'll confess and tell her boyfriend who she's cheating with, and he or one of his larger friends will beat you unmercifully.

I'm not scared.

Then what's the hold up? Why are you trying to hint at it and be anonymous?

Why does everyone hate the guy that the girl cheated on with?

I don't hate you, I don't even know you, or her. I just see someone acting like a little b!tch. If you hate this guy so much and you're not scared, then what would be better then telling him to his face?

 

[zixxer]

Originally posted by: Jetblade
Why does everyone hate the guy that the girl cheated on with?

I mean.....i'm just doing the guy a favor by testing if his girlfriend is "take home to mom" material.

i, personally, think your a dumbass with no self esteem.

if you had *confidence* you could get a girl, you wouldn't have to be with some dumb whore who's cheating on her boyfriend.


that being said, noone will ever cheat on you. but one day, your going to be with some girl, who's going to have a b/f that will rip your face off.


let me know beforehand so I can bring a lawnchair and popcorn.

 

[Jetblade]

Then what's the hold up? Why are you trying to hint at it and be anonymous?

Because this will be funny as hell.

if you had *confidence* you could get a girl, you wouldn't have to be with some dumb whore who's cheating on her boyfriend.

Hypocrite!

 

[Orsorum]

You have a very immature sense of humor.

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
You have a very immature sense of humor.

Thank You.

 

[Schadenfroh]

make it look like the guy she is cheating with sent it. then take the girl

 

[Jzero]

Are you sure this girl is cheating on her bf with you? You DO realize that just b/c you held her hand in your imagination, doesn't mean you slept with her in real life.....

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Are you sure this girl is cheating on her bf with you? You DO realize that just b/c you held her hand in your imagination, doesn't mean you slept with her in real life.....

I think you should take my "Immature Sense of Humor" Award.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: slycat
best way is to sleep with one of them...especially the one same sex as you.
almost guaranteed formula.

Are you saying D-HIM-ITB ????? I'd find a better method.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: Jzero
Are you sure this girl is cheating on her bf with you? You DO realize that just b/c you held her hand in your imagination, doesn't mean you slept with her in real life.....

I think you should take my "Immature Sense of Humor" Award.

I guess that means you laughed your ass off?

 

[ivol07]

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Then what's the hold up? Why are you trying to hint at it and be anonymous?

Because this will be funny as hell.

You should send pizzas to his house, or call him and hang up. Ring his doorbell and run. Teehee, that will be funny.

Either way I forsee him finding out and you hating him even more when he comes looking for you. But I am starting to doubt that this is even a real situation. Either that or you are around 13 years old.

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: ivol07

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Then what's the hold up? Why are you trying to hint at it and be anonymous?

Because this will be funny as hell.

You should send pizzas to his house, or call him and hang up. Ring his doorbell and run. Teehee, that will be funny.

Either way I forsee him finding out and you hating him even more when he comes looking for you. But I am starting to doubt that this is even a real situation. Either that or you are around 13 years old.

Wow, How lucky I'm I? 13 years and getting some. w00t!

 

[ivol07]

Wow, How lucky I'm I? 13 years and getting some. w00t!

Yup, you're 13 alright. Good luck with that beat down.

 

[Jetblade]

^^ hater! ^^