Good Touches vs. Bad Touches

[DevilsAdvocate]

When I was a kid, my mommy told me that there were good touches and bad touches.

Now that I am an adult, I can't tell the difference anymore.

Anybody else have the same problem?

 

[Yzzim]

well, no, but I got a new shirt today and I found my sunglasses!!

w00t!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[eviltommy]

why does everyone lose these sunglasses on AT.. jesus christ!!! get those freaking straps if you need too.


sometimes i have had some good touches.. and then she leaves and it burns a little so i get the ointment out.. when i wake up the next day and its red then i consider it a bad touch.

 

[Maleficus]

aren't you the same guy complaining about worthless posts?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Yes I am - but the ones that I am complaining about deal with meaningless events in people's daily lives (like finding sunglasses, and buying a new t-shirt).

This thread deals with a boy's journey of self-discovery. The metamorphosis of boy into pervert.

I am providing an area where people can discuss their feelings

 

[alrocky]

You're not a Holy Man on the Vatican's "Bad Touches" List, are you?

 

[Kadarin]

You can't tell the difference? (Where's Jerboy when you really need him...?)

 

[XMan]

Pot, meet kettle.

 

[Kadarin]

<< This thread deals with a boy's journey of self-discovery. The metamorphosis of boy into pervert. >>



Actually, it does not; at least, not yet. Please, tell more about this metamorphosis.

 

[SeaSerpent]

LOL.....nice thread

 

[Red Dawn]

Sounds like you are touched..in the head!

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

You see.... I knew this would happen. You open up to others, and you get ridiculed.

Here goes...

Every guy remembers his first time.

I was going to confession when Father O'Hanrahan... well let's just say that it was just like that scene from the Thorn Birds... only it was not very romantic and I felt confused, used, sticky, and betrayed.

My innocence was lost in the blink of an eye. The candy bar helped take some of the sting out of being violated though.

 

[IJump]

If I have to read one more thread where you lifeless, should-have-been-left-in-the-dumpster-where-your-mommas-abandoned-your-sorry-ass-in-the-hope-that-old-man-winter-would-save-you-from-the-shame-of-dying-alone-as-pathetic LOSERS post things like Good Touches vs. Bad Touches.........

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

You took my comments out of context you pansy.

 

[IJump]

Give me thread about execution, that guy noes how to post a thread, not like the author of this wast of bandwidth.....

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Was that English?

 

[Aceman]

I want to be buried alive.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I think you were looking for a different nef fest, Aceman.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I want to be touched while Im still alive.

 

[IJump]

If there was a poll, I would vote for Good touches.......

 

[silverpig]

You can't tell the difference?

Good touch: hot chick performing action A.

Bad touch: Gay male 350 pound biker performing action A...