Good times.

Sluggo

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Just going over drinking stories with my friends last night.

We were out clubbing a few weeks back and I hooked up with some really drunk chick in the parking lot. She kept telling me not to finish inside her, but it kinda snuck up on me, and I finished accidentally. She was really quite a skank though, and thee was no way I was ever going to hit that sober, so I made up a pohone number to give her and told her, "Yeah Stacy, give ma call sometime, we'll try a real date."

I'll always wonder whos number that was.
 

loup garou

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Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment.
Good Times.
Any time you need a friend.
Good Times.
Any time you're out from under.

Not getting hastled, not getting hustled.
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line
Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times.
:music:
 

desk

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Originally posted by: alien42
you sir, are a prime candidate for getting AIDS and dying

last time i checked parodies dont cause AIDS

but still.....meh.... 4/10

 
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Originally posted by: alien42
you sir, are a prime candidate for getting AIDS and dying

very true...she was a skank and he still hit that without a rubber...fvcking retarted man.
 

laurenlex

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<10 months in future>

Sluggo: So this sheriff comes to my place today and serves me with child support paperwork! OMGWTF! What do I do?
 

Sluggo

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Jun 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: alien42
you sir, are a prime candidate for getting AIDS and dying

very true...she was a skank and he still hit that without a rubber...fvcking retarted man.


My irony meter is going off.