Good tasteful prank for birthday boy?

LordRaiden

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Looking for ideas for playing a prank on a friend of mine turning 40 in 2 weeks. Every year he always pulls a really crazy prank on me on my birthday. Last year I woke up to find my entire front yard covered in soap bubbles. The year before he completely saran wrapped my car with like 3 full roles of restaurant style plastic wrap. I'm looking for something to get him on this year in return. Nothing tasteless please. Just some good quality jokes/pranks that I can play on him in return for all the gags he's done on me.
 

v3rrv3

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put a layer of saran wrap over his front door, then fill the gap between the door and the saran wrap with packing peanuts? ;)

- Kevin
 

fs5

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you should get those candles that re-light after he tries to blow them out! OMG those things are the best thing since sliced bread! AWESOME! the r0x0rzZZzz! ;)
 

rocadelpunk

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get on his roof...as he walks outside, pour glue on his head and then put a crazy clown hat on him...

this works best if it's george bush sr :0.

or or, put a bunch of plastic forks in his front lawn
 

Kaervak

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Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
get on his roof...as he walks outside, pour glue on his head and then put a crazy clown hat on him...

this works best if it's george bush sr :0.

or or, put a bunch of plastic forks in his front lawn

Naw man, rainbow afro is where its at.
 

brunswickite

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release lots of crickets in his house
put something rotten in his car without him knowing, it will stink it up for months
laxitive
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
you should get those candles that re-light after he tries to blow them out! OMG those things are the best thing since sliced bread! AWESOME! the r0x0rzZZzz! ;)

Dude he's 40 (OMG), are you trying to kill him or something... ;)
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Looking for ideas for playing a prank on a friend of mine turning 40 in 2 weeks.
Be careful, dude!
If he's that old he might have a heart attack and die!!

 

Rufio

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store 2 weeks worth of farts in a jar.

then time him down and put toothpicks in his nostrils, so he cannot avoid breathing w/his nose. oh yeah, duct tape his mouth.

then open the jars one at a time for him


that would rule!
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: v3rrv3
put a layer of saran wrap over his front door, then fill the gap between the door and the saran wrap with packing peanuts? ;)

- Kevin

put saran wrap over his toilet seat
 

LordRaiden

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Good ideas guys, but can anyone come up with something wilder? I have to pay him back for 10 years worth of birthday gags. :)
 

Ulfwald

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Fill his car with packing peanuts,

Pay a tow company to pull the car around the corner.

Electrify the door nob to his house

Put condoms all over his car filled with water

Put ballons filled with baby powder inhis car, if they pop, he will cover the interior of his car with it, and him.

Rig something to throw baby powder all over him as he steps out of his front door.

Put fishing line line a spider web, all over his front door, get a huge spider from a trick shop and put it in the middle of the web.

Glue 100 adult novelty items to the hood of his car with a removable glue.

get 2 floor jacks and use them to turn his car sideways in the driveway, see if he can get it out.

If you can, remove the fuse in his car that the fuel pump is connected to. This will cause the car to not start.

Buy the fake "bullet holes" and put them on the back of his car.
 

Ime

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Get a stripper.

Defininately a stripper.

Get him a male stripper!

Follow up with a female stripper to make up for it!

LOL!
 

Howard

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Rig up a spray bottle of fart to go off in the direction of his hallway when he opens the door.
 

dmurray14

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Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Fill his car with packing peanuts,


get 2 floor jacks and use them to turn his car sideways in the driveway, see if he can get it out.

LMAO, beautiful. I'm gonna have to remember that one.
 

PunDogg

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this works great if he is married or has a girlfriend, and u have a friend who is a girl, give him some heavy sleeping pills, or just get him piss drunk so he passes out, just make sure he passes out in his bed, thinks he is in bed with his g/f/wife, then put him in your car and drive him to your friends who is a girl, and put him in her bed, so when he wakes up in the morning he is like holy crap, and have your friend give a signal or something to his wife/g/f to call him and ask him where he is, it would be awesome to see the look on his face hahahaha

DOgg
 

Pastfinder

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Hmmmmm, something non malicious..............you could put a couple hundred pink flamingos in his front yard, or duct tape his doors shut on the house. Maybe fill his car with rubber bouncy balls to the brim (sunroof works best) or fill it with crumpled up newspaper. The newspaper sounds lame, but it'll take a while to clean out ;)
 

tboo

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Does he have a dog? If so, when he is sleeping, butter up his crack with peanut butter & then let the dog lick it up. Im sure thats a feeling that will wake him up quickly :)
 

LordRaiden

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Originally posted by: tboo
Does he have a dog? If so, when he is sleeping, butter up his crack with peanut butter & then let the dog lick it up. Im sure thats a feeling that will wake him up quickly :)
Dude, that's just so wrong. Eww. :Q
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Originally posted by: tboo
Does he have a dog? If so, when he is sleeping, butter up his crack with peanut butter & then let the dog lick it up. Im sure thats a feeling that will wake him up quickly :)
Dude, that's just so wrong. Eww. :Q

Not to mention that you would have to touch another man's heiny.
 

hopeless879

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I suggest you watch the South Park episode "Scott Tennerman Must Die."

I think you will find all your answers there.
 

Joker81

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Tell him you are gonna prank him really good this year on i birthday and get him real worried. Then don't do anything. Go about normal to his house he will be looking over his shoulder and stuff.