A man goes into a public men's room to go #2. He sits down, when he hears a loud good ol' boy in the stall next to him say, "Howdy!" The man replies, "Um, hi."
The Texan then asks, "So, what are you up to?"
"Uh, just taking care of business," the man embarrassedly replies.
"Well, how's it going?"
By now the man just wants to finish and get out of there. He says, "Oh, as well as it could, I guess."
Then he hears the man next to him say, "Can I call you back? I'm in the can, and the fella next to me thinks I'm talking to him."
The Texan then asks, "So, what are you up to?"
"Uh, just taking care of business," the man embarrassedly replies.
"Well, how's it going?"
By now the man just wants to finish and get out of there. He says, "Oh, as well as it could, I guess."
Then he hears the man next to him say, "Can I call you back? I'm in the can, and the fella next to me thinks I'm talking to him."
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