GOOD MORNING ALL! Lookie what I have here....

[jonnyGURU]

This board was shipped to me because the floppy controller supposedly did not work:

Doofus's Asus box as shipped to me

THAT'S exactly how he shipped it! Slap a label on it and off we go!

When I opened it, I wasn't surprised at this point to find this:

Inside of doofus's box

No fill even. He didn't even have the decency to wrap the board in bubble wrap or even put it in a static bag! Last board I got like this had the caps knocked off of it from all of the crap rattling around inside it.

Not only was the board NOT DEAD but the floppy controller ACTUALLY WORKED PERFECTLY.

I slapped a post it on the outside of the box that simply said "is this how you normally ship stuff?" and stuck it in a box with foam peanuts and shipped it back to him.

Sigh.

 

[Zilldian]

Kick ass!!

 

[Locutus of Board]

You gotta find a new line of work before your head explodes.

 

[jonnyGURU]

Come on Locutus. You're just mad because I posted pictures of your board and called you a Doofus.

 

[Adul]

You really just need to take a nice long vacation jonny.

 

[Ulfwald]

Sic' em Johnny!

 

[nickdakick]

Duh, you mean it came...in the box, wow ! At least Mr. Doofus didn't just slap some stamps on the board. You are a LUCKY guy, Jonny.

 

[ratkil]

oh come on. Look at the care he took in packing it. Wrapped that cable around to hold everything in place......

 

[NFS4]

That's is a dumbass mofo

 

[Electric Amish]

Hmmmmmm...... That's not how Asus ships it to you??

amish

 

[andylawcc]

oh shyt, that's MY MOTHERBOARD! Jonny, you are such an A$$hole!


anyways,
Jonny: did anyone sent you a stick on of RAM with just a stamp? (I know the envelope story)

 

[jonnyGURU]

Yeah. I once got a package where there was a bunch of kid's clothes as packing material.

Yeesh!

 

[NOSOUP4U]

kids clothes... lol

 

[CinderElmo]

Keep it up Johnny, your "incidents" are hilarious!

 

[BuckMaster]

ROFL!!!

 

[Pretender]

I wonder:
If you were to mail a stick of ram with a stamp on it and a label with the address on it, do you think there'd be even a 5% chance of it getting to it's destination intact?

 

[Viper GTS]

Nah, it would die the minute they postmarked it.

CRUNCH!



Viper GTS

 

[chess9]

Johnny:

Don't you have any glass containers you can put stuff like this in to ship back? He, he. Do that, and I'll take it to the post office myself!

 

[Viperoni]

I'd leave that person a neutral feedback.
jeez that's pathetic!

I almost dropped dead when someone sent me a 128mb Samsung -GH in a padded envelope (like the express mail ones)

Makes you wonder how the mobo dood would send a palm pilot

 

[jonnyGURU]

Neutral feedback?

Umm... OK.

Hey everybody. I'm leaving that guy neutral feedback. His name is John and he lives in CA, so everyone be careful. OK?

 

[403Forbidden]

no need for heatware evals because this was an incident between customer
and returns dept...

i think

 

[Eli]

Someone must have thought you got it offa E-bay

Uh... e-bay(without the -, is a forbidden word? ..)

ebay

<snip>

<snip>

Hmmm... I found a bug.

 

[yakko]

Eli,

I would edit that out because if they notice it they will take care of it.

 

[Eli]

Well I don't mind if they edit my message as long as I don't get in trouble.. I was just testing.. I noticed that when I edited my message, it let me type e-bay, so I tested it with other forbidden words.. I let NSF4 know, he was going to talk to Zuni about it..

I just thought it was kinda funny, so i decided to leave it

 

[Pretender]

They already know about the bug, it's existed for a while.
You're all ebay x.com users.