Good joke relating to oil in any way?

[AgaBoogaBoo]

It can be a joke that relates to oil in any way including cars, however nothing too offensive.

:beer:

 

[JoeI]

Dude, I just got a lubejob!

hahahaha!!!!!!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Lets build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener..."

Not oil, but new joke to me

 

[veloc1ty]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Lets build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener..."

Not oil, but new joke to me

:thumbsup:

 

[LS20]

geologists make the bedrock?