Good joke relating to oil in any way?

AgaBoogaBoo

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It can be a joke that relates to oil in any way including cars, however nothing too offensive.

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AgaBoogaBoo

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A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Lets build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener..."

Not oil, but new joke to me :p
 

veloc1ty

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Dec 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Lets build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener..."

Not oil, but new joke to me :p
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