sorry for the > things, i got this in a email jus now
>>Beware at costume party's
>>Why We Must Not Flirt!!!
>>
>>
>>A couple was invited to a swanky family masked, fancy dress
>>Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache! She told her
>>husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
>>protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
>>aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
>>to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an
>>hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
>>
>>
>>As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
>>would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
>>she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted
>>her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor,
>>dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little
>>kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
>>seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
>>devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
>>naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally
>>whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the backseat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
>>slipped away and went home; put the costume away and sat up reading
>>When he came in she asked what kind of time he had.
>>
>>
>>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
>>you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
>>replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got
>>There, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
>>into the spare room and played poker all evening."
>>"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
>>poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
>>husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
>>Dad, apparently he had the time of his life!"
>>Beware at costume party's
>>Why We Must Not Flirt!!!
>>
>>
>>A couple was invited to a swanky family masked, fancy dress
>>Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache! She told her
>>husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
>>protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
>>aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
>>to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an
>>hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
>>
>>
>>As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
>>would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
>>she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted
>>her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor,
>>dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little
>>kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
>>seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
>>devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
>>naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally
>>whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the backseat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
>>slipped away and went home; put the costume away and sat up reading
>>When he came in she asked what kind of time he had.
>>
>>
>>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
>>you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
>>replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got
>>There, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
>>into the spare room and played poker all evening."
>>"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
>>poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
>>husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
>>Dad, apparently he had the time of his life!"
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