Good joke about Women

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Lol, Here's some food for thought fellows🙂


A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton 🙂

LOL! 😀

Careful there, you wouldn't want me to post the perfect Man's Breakfast, would ya? 😀

: ) Hopper

Oh please,you are like so owned around here,just give it up 🙂

A Man's Perfect Breakfast

He's on the cover of Time.

His youngest son is on the Wheaties box.

His oldest son is on the cover of Fortune.

His girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy.

And his wife is on the back of the milk carton.

/runs from the redhead

- M4H

 

[Loggerman]

Why do blondes wear their hair up?



To catch everything that goes over their heads.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/runs from the redhead

- M4H

You can run, but you can't hide... 🙂 She'll get you for sure...

Err... wait a minute... Is that a bad thing??? 😀

: ) Hopper

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Lol, Here's some food for thought fellows🙂


A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton 🙂

LOL! 😀

Careful there, you wouldn't want me to post the perfect Man's Breakfast, would ya? 😀

: ) Hopper

Oh please,you are like so owned around here,just give it up 🙂

A Man's Perfect Breakfast

He's on the cover of Time.

His youngest son is on the Wheaties box.

His oldest son is on the cover of Fortune.

His girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy.

And his wife is on the back of the milk carton.

/runs from the redhead

- M4H

ripoff 😉

 

[GambiT]

Here's one...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M Factory?


Because she kept throwing away the W's!!!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/runs from the redhead

- M4H

You can run, but you can't hide... 🙂 She'll get you for sure...

Err... wait a minute... Is that a bad thing??? 😀

: ) Hopper

😱 I plead not guilty, your honor.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ROLMAO @ THIS THREAD !!!! LOL!!! aha u guys are too funny man

 

[AnimeKnight]

Originally posted by: Loggerman
Why shouldn't you have sex with your wife in the morning?

Because you've got all day to find something better!

I like this one 😀

 

[SendTrash]

Originally posted by: silverpig
[Family Guy episode last night]

Guy 1: Hey Bill, how does happy hour at the pub sound?
Guy 2: Sounds like Louise will have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.

[/Family Guy episode last night]

:Q

hmmm.. which episode is that?

 

[crisp82]

Nice thread 😀.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant 🙂

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: amdmang
Why do you never buy a woman a watch???
Because there is a clock on the stove

ROFL

That stupid joke made you roll on the floor and laugh?

I guess you didn't like it? I think it's funny because my wife doesn't cook, I do.

 

[Goth]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Why do women wear white at their wedding?

So they will match the kitchen appliances