Good Icebreaker?

[Lager]

What's a good ice breaker when you want to talk to a damn hot girl who is way out of your league?

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Lager
What's a good ice breaker when you want to talk to a damn hot girl who is way out of your league?

"Hey, do you know I'm a diamond member on the Anandtech forums?"

 

[AcidicFury]

You don't need to say anything. Just stare at her boobs for a bit.

 

[Pex]

tell her your penis is 10 inches long.

 

"Hey!" After that, the conversation will flow like buttahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Woah, four posts 'till lifer! I gotta start thinking of meaningful stuff to say!

 

[AcidicFury]

Originally posted by: Pex
tell her your E-penis is 10 inches long.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: jumpr
"Hey!" After that, the conversation will flow like buttahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Woah, four posts 'till lifer! I gotta start thinking of meaningful stuff to say!

jumpr off the bridge before you're a lifer! (pun intended)

Enjoy your status... MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA.... *cough*

 

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: jumpr
"Hey!" After that, the conversation will flow like buttahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Woah, four posts 'till lifer! I gotta start thinking of meaningful stuff to say!

jumpr off the bridge before you're a lifer! (pun intended)

Enjoy your status... MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA.... *cough*

 

[CrazyDe1]

Originally posted by: Lager
What's a good ice breaker when you want to talk to a damn hot girl who is way out of your league?

We got this fake 1 inch pen1s from a bachelorette party, put it in one of my friend's shirt pockets and approached chicks that way and talked to them like nothing was there....a fake pen1s is the greatest covnersation starter ever.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Lager
What's a good ice breaker when you want to talk to a damn hot girl who is way out of your league?

We got this fake 1 inch pen1s from a bachelorette party, put it in one of my friend's shirt pockets and approached chicks that way and talked to them like nothing was there....a fake pen1s is the greatest covnersation starter ever.

HAHAH now that would be funny

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Pex
tell her your penis is 10 inches long.

When in doubt...whip it out.

 

[bobbybe01]

Don't be silly, cover your willy.

 

[Ready]

Wave a condom at her!

 

[DaWhim]

when are those legs open?

 

[PCTweaker5]

Wow no serious comments yet! Well I dont know Im just waiting here for advice, lol.

 

[bobbybe01]

I think you should just try the usual "BS Talk" (as I like to call it). Don't get into some deep, philosophical discussion. Small talk is best. Depending on where you're at, you may try talking about the location (if it's a store: what are you shopping for) or just generalized questions (do you come here often, etc). There's really no real, clear-cut way of doing it. I realize it might be difficult to communicate through vocalized words than through keyboard. If you need practice, try talking to a cashier at a store or gas station. That could be a start.

 

[beatmix01]

just say HI!

 

[Mermaidman]

This?

 

[cressida]

this seems to work for my friend, (if you smoke) girls will ask him for a cigarette and he says "sure, but can I know your name" then small thing. When I come by for lunch the next day the same chick I see him with is leaving his place.

 

[brigden]

"Ow, did that hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven, 'cause you look like an angel."

 

[FungusFeet]

A Beautiful Mind anyone?

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: brigden
"Ow, did that hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven, 'cause you look like an angel."

they'll laugh and walk away.

 

[PHiuR]

try. hmph..if it's a real hot chick.. i would say...


hey... i heard this statistics somewhere where hot girls don't get approached much from men because they are too afraid to talk to them. so i'm just here to say hi to try to be a statistical fluke"

something like that...hahaha just make up bs man.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: brigden
"Ow, did that hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven, 'cause you look like an angel."

they'll laugh and walk away.

REALLY???

 

[cressida]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
try. hmph..if it's a real hot chick.. i would say...


hey... i heard this statistics somewhere where hot girls don't get approached much from men because they are too afraid to talk to them. so i'm just here to say hi to try to be a statistical fluke"

something like that...hahaha just make up bs man.

uhm ... try that and tell us how that goes