Good Fart or Good Burp?

[DivideBYZero]

Which do you prefer?

 

[Fausto]

Awwww....your first locked thread. Won't your folks be proud.

 

[Cyco]

Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it.

 

[MaxDSP]

I generally like to hold my farts for the safety of other people, so until I let em out, it hurts like a beeyotch. But after I release these stinky apples, I feel almost 20 pounds lighter.



If only the Net had Smell-O-Vision, I could let everyone smell my aroma

 

[LaBang]

fart by far!

 

[freebee]

A good fart is always better.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Only the liberated need apply...

 

[SpecialEd]

nothing like the release of bodily pressure...

however its pretty disgusting... 3..2..1. lock...

 

[guyver01]

A good fart will affect the people in your immediate vicinity..

A good burp however... will be heard far and wide... and will get people far beyond the reach of a fart.

 

[Kadarin]

All things considered, a good fart, even though highly toxic to others present, can definitely get rid of some painful abdominal gas...

 

[DivideBYZero]

bump

 

[slag]

While burping certainly has its merits, floating an air biscuit definitely is the crowd pleasing favorite.

 

[lawaris]

I like both ... bit depends on where I am

 

[Beau]

Burping by far. Farting has too many nasty side-effects.

 

[spanky]

i prefer burps

 

[yakko]

A good fart if I am sharing.

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Which do you prefer?

depends do it youself or from someone else?

then again, most girls doesn't fart or burp.... all the gas pass thru this special duct that converts it to stored energy to be used to blow up on someone at appropriate moment.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Which do you prefer?

depends do it youself or from someone else?

then again, most girls doesn't fart or burp.... all the gas pass thru this special duct that converts it to stored energy to be used to blow up on someone at appropriate moment.

LMAO!!! i don't think i've heard a girl burp or fart....

i think i'd die laughing if i did

 

[DivideBYZero]

I've only heard girls fart in their sleep, and usually ones that most men would be most proud of.

Shelly, I am aware of that duct...

 

[zayened]

speaking of farting, check out this most embarassing story of mine.

one day, i was in my room of my frat playing some mean counter-strike, i had the headphones and all. note that i also own a 21" monitor, so i was all up in the game, not aware of my surroundings. me and my roomate often fart in front of each other, as this poses for awesome contest-material. well, i was unaware of my surroundings, sitting on my leather chair, and slowly lifted the left side of my body off my chair to a comfortable hight and let one flow out. it was mean and grusome. i turn around to tell my roomate to "beat that..." when all i see is his girlfriend and one of her friends sitting on his bed :Q needless to say, i said "excuse me" and turned right back around to my game of cs...