Good excuse to be absent from school for 2 weeks?

[Chiboy]

So kind of illness so that you can go to school for 2 weeks? I didnt go for 2 weeks heh, I plan to go today though.

 

[imported_Mike]

you had mono

 

[Walleye]

herpes

 

[Chiboy]

Whats Mono? & No, I wont be going into class saying I had herpes.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Monkeypox!

 

[dighn]

you got lost in the woods

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
Whats Mono? & No, I wont be going into class saying I had herpes.

er... mono is a form of herpes, i beleive... wait, now i'm not sure...

 

[Chiboy]

Something I could actually say that was reasonable? Come on guys

 

[UglyCasanova]

Just say a relative died and you had to leave town for 2 weeks.

 

[mindwreck]

Originally posted by: Walleye
herpes

lol

 

[Krakerjak]

Originally posted by: dighn
you got lost in the woods

EDIT:

Who are you giving this excuse to?

 

[imported_Mike]

well, you cant use mono if you dont know what it is...

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
well, you cant use mono if you dont know what it is...

haha.

 

[carmeo]

SARS??? works in my place

 

[johneetrash]

Originally posted by: dparker
Just say a relative died and you had to leave town for 2 weeks.

ahh that's bad karma.. i wouldnt use that one..

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
well, you cant use mono if you dont know what it is...

poor guy we should not be making fun of him. mono is virus I believe that is spread mostly through kissing. It makes some organ pancreas I think and it sweals to a point that tomuch pressure to your abdomon could rupture it. So you have to be very careful and stay home till you get better.

 

[benliong]

Originally posted by: carmeo
SARS??? works in my place

That only last 7-10 days. After that you either die or you'll be fine. 4 more days to account for.

 

[Eli]

Mono is a good excuse.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Perferated Mecals Diverticulum (Hole in boul) got me 2 weeks off school and another 6 of PE!!

*Edit* Bad spellin

 

[carmeo]

Originally posted by: benliong

Originally posted by: carmeo
SARS??? works in my place

That only last 7-10 days. After that you either die or you'll be fine. 4 more days to account for.

just say it takes 10 days to discover and 4 days to recover.

 

[BmXStuD]

mono is the kissing thingie i think and it goes away

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: BmXStuD
mono is the kissing thingie i think and it goes away

Nope.

Once you have mononucleosis, you have it for the rest of your life. The Epstein-Barr virus is a member of the herpes family of viruses.

But the symptoms go away in 1 - 4 weeks. It's really not any big deal.. But it does suck while you're symptomatic.

 

[Muzzan]

Diarrhea?

 

[thedarkwolf]

coma

 

[BurnItDwn]

somebody tricked you to going to goatse.cx ... and you were sick to your stomach for 2 weeks.