Good Advice

[S Freud]

Lets make this a good advice thread...

Advice that you wish you would have received earlier or good advice that you have received in your life.

It can be on anything you want it to be.

 

[sixone]

Don't offer free advice. The person who really needs it won't take it.

 

[chrisms]

My grandpa, drunk at the breakfast table. "Always look out for numba one!"

So true.

 

[pontifex]

don't piss into the wind

 

[FoBoT]

don't take any wooden nickels

 

[NissanGurl]

You are responsible for your own happiness, no one else.

 

[Captante]

Look both ways before crossing the street

 

[S Freud]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[Krazy4Real]

Don't piss on an electric fence. A friend of mine did it. He experienced pain.

 

[KillyKillall]

Never accept a wooden nickle.

 

[potato28]

Don't stick your fingers in (blank).

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: NissanGurl
You are responsible for your girlfriend's happiness, no one elses.

Fixed for ya.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: sixone
Don't offer free advice. The person who really needs it won't take it.

Werd.

 

[KillyKillall]

1. Always wrap your package.
2. Never be able to be contacted 9 months after you "hit it"

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

If you are on fire, Stop, Drop, and Roll

 

[RedArmy]

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."

I heard it from some person in China a long time ago

/Has a time machine

 

[Turfzilla]

If you hurl and she splits, it was never ment to be, but if you blow chuncks and she comes back.. Shes yours.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

You may never be or have a husband
You may never have or hold a child
You will learn to lose everything
We are temporary arrangements

---Alanis Morissette, No Pressure Over Cappuccino

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
Don't piss on an electric fence. A friend of mine did it. He experienced pain.

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

Read through threads before posting in them

 

[I Saw OJ]

Always wear clean underware

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Don't listen to fruitcakes (Yoyoyohowsdajello)

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Don't listen to fruitcakes (Yoyoyohowsdajello)

Don't listen to noobs with postcounts lower than your own

 

[KillyKillall]

Always wear black underwear, just incase.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Don't listen to fruitcakes (Yoyoyohowsdajello)

Don't listen to noobs with postcounts lower than your own

You were lower than me for quite a while, now you're a postwhore since you've passed me