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Gollum vs Dobby.. Who would win?

This poll is just a popularity contest. If you've actually read Harry Potter and LotR, you'd know that Dobby is more powerful.
 
right. This is interesting. Dobby has some powerful magic, but Gollum is just crazy.

What it comes down to is this: A serial killer with some clothesline is one hundred times more dangerous than a cheerleader with a bazooka. (kudos to anyone who can tell me what author!).

Its all about the mental stance, not the abilities. So, if Dobby were as crazy bloodthirsty as Gollum, Gollum would be a smoking hole. But Dobby doesn't like hurting things, and Gollum enjoyed many long years of throttling orcs in the deep underground.

So Dobby would wimper, maybe knock Gollum around, but Gollum would tear out Dobby's throat with his teeth. Or fingers. Or even toes, if they were close.
 
Dobby knows when to use his magic though. If Gollum pounced at him, Dobby would blow him away. Then Gollum would wimper "smeagle would never hurt master.... its the fat hobbit, it is."
 
Originally posted by: igowerf
Dobby knows when to use his magic though. If Gollum pounced at him, Dobby would blow him away. Then Gollum would wimper "smeagle would never hurt master.... its the fat hobbit, it is."
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Right. And then Dobby would take pity on Gollum, and turn away to walk away from him, at which point Gollum would sneak up behind little elfy, stick his fingers as far into Dobby's eyesockets as possible and sink his teeth into Dobby's neck.

Because Dobby doesn't have the mindset to kill, but Gollum loves it!
 
Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
right. This is interesting. Dobby has some powerful magic, but Gollum is just crazy.

What it comes down to is this: A serial killer with some clothesline is one hundred times more dangerous than a cheerleader with a bazooka. (kudos to anyone who can tell me what author!).

Its all about the mental stance, not the abilities. So, if Dobby were as crazy bloodthirsty as Gollum, Gollum would be a smoking hole. But Dobby doesn't like hurting things, and Gollum enjoyed many long years of throttling orcs in the deep underground.

So Dobby would wimper, maybe knock Gollum around, but Gollum would tear out Dobby's throat with his teeth. Or fingers. Or even toes, if they were close.
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Sounds like Terry Pratchett...

 
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