golden member

[JacobJ]

I have a golden member
below my name. It has
risen hard & soft
under the flex
of all my posting.

I've heard that platinum members
are harder, and the women love
the way they feel -- but those
poor old lifers -- they got
so hard that they're stuck
God, that's got to hurt.

 

[MisterJackson]

n00blets growing up

 

[Brainonska511]

Interesting choice of words.

 

[Phlargo]

hehe.. I'm not sure noob works if you've got over 1000 posts ;-)

 

[Phlargo]

btw.. congrats on reaching 1000. It still seems a long way for me 🙂

 

[gsethi]

that made me lol (at the lifers 😉 )

 

[zanieladie]

Congrats...but hope you don't get banned for starting a thread about your post count. I thought that wasn't allowed...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: gsethi
that made me lol (at the lifers 😉 )

🙁

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: zanieladie
Congrats...but hope you don't get banned for starting a thread about your post count. I thought that wasn't allowed...

This post actually has substance to it, so it should be ok..

 

[ballmode]

I need to become a LIFER