Going to the Zoo tomorrow

[leftyman]

1- Tiger in cage looking bored.

2-Polar bears swimming and playing with the keg-ball.

3-lots of snow leopards (our zoo is a main breeder).

4-otters.

5- penguins.

6-Two elephants

7-a monkey masturbating.

should i be on the look out for anything else?

 

[tami]

flamingos

 

[Crono]

Zoo with aquarium? Look for sharks.

 

[sixone]

I read somewhere that snakes have forked cocks. Check it out, will ya?

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: leftyman
1- Tiger in cage looking bored.

the one in your av looks pretty bored too

maybe you should cheer him up :beer:

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: mitmot

Originally posted by: leftyman
1- Tiger in cage looking bored.

the one in your av looks pretty bored too

maybe you should cheer him up :beer:

he's tired cause he had too much :beer: last night. At least thats what his wife thinks..

 

[conjur]

8 - Kids whining because they're hungry/bored/hot/cold/thirsty/etc.

 

[JDMnAR1]

9 - At least one large person of each gender wearing tight fitting clothes a size or two too small.

 

[nakedfrog]

Penguins?

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Penguins?

Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Penguins?

Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.

Don't you tell me about penguins. I know penguins. You're lucky I don't hire a penguin hitman to take you out for your disrespectfulness. You ever seen a penguin hitman take someone out? Let me tell you this, junior, it ain't pretty. Like watching a donkey eat a fluorescent lightbulb. Yeah.

 

[Lola]

yeah... look out for disgustingly young "kids" with little kids running around like crazy too.

every time we go to the zoo, we are flabberghasted at the amount of people MUCH younger than us(we are only 22 and 23) with 3+ kids in tow.

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Penguins?

Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.

Don't you tell me about penguins. I know penguins. You're lucky I don't hire a penguin hitman to take you out for your disrespectfulness. You ever seen a penguin hitman take someone out? Let me tell you this, junior, it ain't pretty. Like watching a donkey eat a fluorescent lightbulb. Yeah.

go watch march of the penguins you will feel better, promise.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Gorillas throwing feces.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: mitmot

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Penguins?

Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.

Don't you tell me about penguins. I know penguins. You're lucky I don't hire a penguin hitman to take you out for your disrespectfulness. You ever seen a penguin hitman take someone out? Let me tell you this, junior, it ain't pretty. Like watching a donkey eat a fluorescent lightbulb. Yeah.

go watch march of the penguins you will feel better, promise.

That's it, you're on the list now too. Once Frankie the Emperor Penguin finishes up with chummy over there, you're next. He's gonna go through you like a crayon through an elevator.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
yeah... look out for disgustingly young "kids" with little kids running around like crazy too.

every time we go to the zoo, we are flabberghasted at the amount of people MUCH younger than us(we are only 22 and 23) with 3+ kids in tow.

PSA: Only visit the zoo on school days - if the parking lot isn't full of buses. It's just not worth it.