Going to sleep overnight in my car in Oakland. Where should I park?

[fuzzybabybunny]

I have an early appointment with a client tomorrow in Oakland. I really don't feel like waking up super early to drive there. I'd rather wake up, roll over into my driver's seat, and drive 5 minutes to my client. What's a good place to park my car overnight in Oakland?

 

[Corporate Thug]

are you freakin serious?

 

[RoloMather]

LOL.

I wouldn't be in Oakland. Drive to Berkeley at least.

If you really want to then sleep in your car in front of a police station.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

I have an early appointment with a client tomorrow in Oakland. I really don't feel like waking up super early to drive there. I'd rather wake up, roll over into my driver's seat, and drive 5 minutes to my client. What's a good place to park my car overnight in Oakland?

Good luck

 

[RoloMather]

LOL nice one

 

[Tiamat]

r u china man?

 

[Crono]

Lol, nice parody FBB.

I sincerely hope this is a parody...

Although he might turn the tables on some sterotypes if this is true. Tomorrow's headlines today:
"Asian man snorgles 3 armed black men to death"

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Lol, nice parody FBB.

I sincerely hope this is a parody...

Although he might turn the tables on some sterotypes if this is true. Tomorrow's headlines today:
"Asian man snorgles 3 armed black men to death"

Uhhh... parody of the Asian beating thread?

Nope.

Serious.

 

[Dumac]

Lol nice

I hope this is a parody, and not accidental brilliance.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Where in Oakland do you have to go? Claremont, Piedmont or Oakland Hills are safe areas. Will Bun Bun be able to protect you?

 

[Dumac]

Uhhh... parody of the Asian beating thread?

Nope.

Serious.

I am disappoint

 

[preslove]

FBB is king of the fucking trolls. If you put all the atot trolls on a deserted island and had them fight to the death, it would come down to FBB and Nik, and FBB would tear his heart out of his chest and eat it while he lay dying. Everyone knows this.

 

[Crono]

FBB is king of the fucking trolls. If you put all the atot trolls on a deserted island and had them fight to the death, it would come down to FBB and Nik, and FBB would tear his heart out of his chest and eat it while he lay dying. Everyone knows this.

Nik isn't a troll, he's merely just a jerk

 

[Schadenfroh]

Do be careful....

 

[ElFenix]

FBB is king of the fucking trolls. If you put all the atot trolls on a deserted island and had them fight to the death, it would come down to FBB and Nik, and FBB would tear his heart out of his chest and eat it while he lay dying. Everyone knows this.

JESUS CHRIST!

/python

 

[Crono]

Uhhh... parody of the Asian beating thread?

Nope.

Serious.

In that case, have you mastered the fetal position?

 

[preslove]

Quote:
Originally Posted by preslove View Post
FBB is king of the fucking trolls. If you put all the atot trolls on a deserted island and had them fight to the death, it would come down to FBB and Nik, and FBB would tear his heart out of his chest and eat it while he lay dying. Everyone knows this.
JESUS CHRIST!

/python

Yeah, my scenario presupposes that none of them have a holy hand grenade

 

[BoomerD]

FBB, park anywhere you like. Contrary to popular opinion, Oaktown is safe anywhere you go...No thug would dare mess with the "mouse man."

 

[MotF Bane]

this thread made my night. thank you fbb.

 

[Crono]

Yeah, my scenario presupposes that none of them have a holy hand grenade

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

I have it. There's some nasty rabbits outside of my workplace. One of them ate a coyote; I'm going to attempt to take him down after work.

Wish me luck. If I don't post in the next 24 hours, TridenT gets my stuff.

 

[Sea Moose]

FBB is king of the fucking trolls. If you put all the atot trolls on a deserted island and had them fight to the death, it would come down to FBB and Nik, and FBB would tear his heart out of his chest and eat it while he lay dying. Everyone knows this.

Does that make Gayner the senator of troll?

 

[Crono]

Does that make Gayner the senator of troll?

No, he's the godfather of troll.

He wrested the title away from his brotehr, who is now on the straight and narrow (kind of).

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

you's gonna get mugged brah

 

[tfinch2]

You gonna get raped

 

[alfa147x]

I'v always wondered this