Going to my ex-girlfriend's dad's 50th birthday...

[Al Neri]

Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23, we broke up because we were going to different colleges, wouldn't see eachother, etc. Now we're both out of college and it seems like we may get back together.

Now that you have the background. She's taking me as a date to her dad's 50th birthday party on Saturday. She told me that I don't have to get him a gift, but I obviously am. I like her dad, he's a pretty cool guy. After I made it clear that I was getting him a gift, she said get him a turning 50 gag gift. If I can find a good one I will, but I really don't know of many.

He likes electronics gadgets, he doesn't drink and he likes classical music.

Any ideas?

 

[BDawg]

How about a "back massager." If he doesn't like it, maybe she will!

 

[Al Neri]

Originally posted by: BDawg
How about a "back massager." If he doesn't like it, maybe she will!

nah

 

[HamSupLo]

a tape of you and your ex?

 

[Baked]

Crotchless thong.

 

[Patt]

Find an old 50 cent piece ... not a gag gift, but pretty cool.

 

[Al Neri]

so far so good... but nothing too solid yet

 

[yhelothar]

Invite a trio/quartet/quientet band over. Best gift.

 

[nakedfrog]

Cello Submarine CD?

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

 

[PurdueRy]

Can't go wrong with a gift certificate for him and the wife to a steakhouse

what guy doesn't like steak?

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

They dated from when they were 15 years old to when they were 18....

 

[Trey22]

Strap-on.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

They dated from when they were 15 years old to when they were 18....

That's not what he said at all.

 

[Ketteringo]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

They dated from when they were 15 years old to when they were 18....

That's not what he said at all.

Yes it is.

 

[darkxshade]

Get a customized t-shirt that says "I got this shirt from the guy who's sleeping wth my daughter"

 

[moshquerade]

viagra

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Classical CD?

 

[Siddhartha]

How about this?

 

[DaWhim]

:camera:?

 

[NeoV]

hit it

 

[SurgicalShark]

Originally posted by: BDawg
How about a "back massager." If he doesn't like it, maybe she will!

Stupid, that's what OP is for.

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: Ketteringo

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

They dated from when they were 15 years old to when they were 18....

That's not what he said at all.

Yes it is.

I don't see where he said that either. It clearly says that he broke up in that 3year time frame. Which is quite odd since it's such a vast time frame.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: Ketteringo

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

They dated from when they were 15 years old to when they were 18....

That's not what he said at all.

Yes it is.

I don't see where he said that either. It clearly says that he broke up in that 3year time frame. Which is quite odd since it's such a vast time frame.

Agreed. Looking at it again, it clearly states they broke up over a three year span.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: Ketteringo

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
Long story short, me and my ex gf split up around the time we were 15-18, now we're 23..

I'm more interested in how one of you gained three years on the other...

They dated from when they were 15 years old to when they were 18....

That's not what he said at all.

Yes it is.

I don't see where he said that either. It clearly says that he broke up in that 3year time frame. Which is quite odd since it's such a vast time frame.

Agreed. Looking at it again, it clearly states they broke up over a three year span.

Bolded the important part for ya