Going to get my A$$ Kicked:(

[human2k]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Just tell your wife that you'll always be the Champion of Bedroom Wrastling.

heh

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Just have your masculine secret weapon ready, it defeats any woman.

Fart.

See, but they've even starting developing their versions of the the Fart.... nasty, sheet rippling ones too...

😀

Huh?

having been with my wife for 5 years now, certain taboos are dropped.. namely the female assertion that they never fart... of course, as soon as the taboos are dropped, so are the bombs... We're talking Dutch Oven tactics too... they're ruthless... 😛

LOL

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: dman
Obligatory: PICS?

Congrats on the XX's geting trained in defensive fighting skills. You should offer to practice with the Wife, who knows, she may have some interesting holds to demonstrate that she can't use in class. 😀

Just don't volunteer to be the attacker in the class.... no matter what happens at home. It always ends up being pretty bad for that pretend attacker guy.

yeah ashe propbably has the gi-joe kung-fu grip 😉

 

[Joyride]

Maybe I missed something

Why are you going to get you butt whipped? Or are you just preparing for future whippings?

 

[Electric Amish]

Hehe... My wife took some of those classes. She asked if she could practice on me and I let her. She couldn't touch me. 😉

amish

 

[xirtam]

Mace > Jackie Chan

 

[dquan97]

Enjoy it!

 

[KGB1]

I'm never the one to endorse violence

So... umm... hehe.. well since your a guy... you must have tools in the shed.. so get jacking with the mallet and rip open a can of whoopa$$ with the chain saw. Its a bit extreme but they'll soon figure, its a waste of money for those ka-ra-tey and self defense class.

(unless the instructor is really hot :Q 😉 )

 

[Ranger X]

Steal your pants back. 😛

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Steal your pants back. 😛

HAHAHA

 

[bonk102]

Originally posted by: jooksing
wear a cup

and good luck is all i can offer

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I'm now surrounded in my own house by 3 females, as of last night, their qualifications are:

wife-finished level II of "Extreme Self Defense" & they asked her to be an assistant for the beginner classes, she starts level III in a week.
(she comes home with bruises, etc so bad people have asked her if I'm beating her😱)

Daughter #1-Just earned blue belt

Daughter #2-just earned yellow belt

Me-not long for this world🙁

Help........

LMAO extreme self defense! is that where they scream ALOT and beat up the poor guy in foam armor?

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I'm now surrounded in my own house by 3 females, as of last night, their qualifications are:

wife-finished level II of "Extreme Self Defense" & they asked her to be an assistant for the beginner classes, she starts level III in a week.
(she comes home with bruises, etc so bad people have asked her if I'm beating her😱)

Daughter #1-Just earned blue belt

Daughter #2-just earned yellow belt

Me-not long for this world🙁

Help........

LMAO extreme self defense! is that where they scream ALOT and beat up the poor guy in foam armor?

That reminds me of the PS2 commercial for Mark of Kri lol 🙂

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
From someone who knows, "Beware of footsweeps."

They think it is funny while you're on your ass with a glass of milk and oreos spilled all over you.
Hmm, maybe that just happens to me.
(two girlfriends who are second degree TKD black belts)

Twice? thats happened to you?

 

[waggy]

heh my wife has a black belt in judo and a red belt in hap-ki-do (i always forget how its spelled) but she joined the hap-ki-do with me. so i think i can hold my own against her for ohh 5 min.

its funny to see her spar with people. she is a little 5ft 100+ lb girl heh.

 

[tk149]

1. In a house with 3 women, someone's always PMSing.
2. Sounds like that episode of the Family Guy...

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: tk149
1. In a house with 3 women, someone's always PMSing.
2. Sounds like that episode of the Family Guy...

I'd heard that women all synch up when they live together? So wouldn't most of the month be OK, with just one really dangerous time when all three are PMS-ing at the same time?

ZV

 

[dfi]

Learn the backhand.

dfi

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: tk149
1. In a house with 3 women, someone's always PMSing.
2. Sounds like that episode of the Family Guy...

I'd heard that women all synch up when they live together? So wouldn't most of the month be OK, with just one really dangerous time when all three are PMS-ing at the same time?

ZV

There are days when I don't leave the closet they make me live in😱

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
get a guard dog. a big one.

lol your going to need it....😛

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: Storm

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
From someone who knows, "Beware of footsweeps."

They think it is funny while you're on your ass with a glass of milk and oreos spilled all over you.
Hmm, maybe that just happens to me.
(two girlfriends who are second degree TKD black belts)

Twice? thats happened to you?

Nope. Two girls at the same time.
It was a college "friends with benefits" kinda thing.
Sigh... I miss those days...
🙁😛

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: h8red
Just in a nick of time News article from Feb 2003

:Q