Going to drink a pack of Keyston Light that was left in trunk for seven days

[zerocool84]

Going to drink a pack of Keyston Light that was left in trunk for seven days. It's been relatively cool but hit low to mid 80's yesterday and today which means it's obviously much hotter in car. Wish me luck.

Over the teeth, past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!!!

 

[Gibsons]

You'll live.

You deserve to die.. but you'll live.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Dibs on your computer.

 

[Jadow]

it being in the trunk for a week isn't the problem.

The fact that it's Keystone Light is.

It'll be fine.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Hell it's Keystone Light so aging 7 days in a trunk may make it taste better.

 

[tatteredpotato]

Pssh, you are talking days. And you're not even at double digits yet.

 

[El Guaraguao]

it being in the trunk for a week isn't the problem.

The fact that it's Keystone Light is.

This.

 

[HumblePie]

Meh, go to places like Belize where they don't always have refrigeration for beer among other things. Bad beer will get skunky if left out too long without being chilled, but good beer can last for a good while. Too bad keystone isn't good beer.

 

[Balt]

Going to drink a pack of Keyston Light that was left in trunk for seven days. It's been relatively cool but hit low to mid 80's yesterday and today which means it's obviously much hotter in car. Wish me luck.

Low to mid 80's and left in a trunk?

It's not really going to be any different. How cool do you think it stays when it's being transported in the back of an unrefrigerated truck?

Edit: Not going to side with the beer snobs on this one, though. Keystone Light is basically the best of the really cheap light beers that I know of. Much much better than Natty Light or The Beast.

 

[erikistired]

because you can "ruin" keystone light by simply subjecting it to your trunk. i'm not sure subjecting it to radiation can "ruin" shitty beer.

 

[zerocool84]

Had one can and it's definitely gone stale. I've drank Keystone Light many times and it's gone stale.

 

[guyver01]

Hell it's Keystone Light so aging 7 days in a trunk may make it taste better.

Had one can and it's definitely gone stale. I've drank Keystone Light many times and it's gone stale.

You obviously do not have a refined palate to taste the awesome that the Keystone Light has become. Just ask... Keith Stone.

 

[xSauronx]

I've drank Keystone Light many times

this is horrible...

 

[Gibsons]

Low to mid 80's and left in a trunk?

It's not really going to be any different. How cool do you think it stays when it's being transported in the back of an unrefrigerated truck?

Edit: Not going to side with the beer snobs on this one, though. Keystone Light is basically the best of the really cheap light beers that I know of. Much much better than Natty Light or The Beast.

do not taunt The Beast.

 

[zerocool84]

You obviously do not have a refined palate to taste the awesome that the Keystone Light has become. Just ask... Keith Stone.

lol I actually like Keystone Light. It's my favorite cheap beer but I can taste that it's gone stale.

 

[coxmaster]

He's so smooth...

 

[weadjust]

Most of the beer in the U.S. is transported from the brewery to the local distributor by freight train. Not much difference in your trunk and freight car. Drink up.

 

[Riceninja]

what, no pbr? i thought you guys were hip

 

[lxskllr]

I'd take Natty Boh, and the Beast to Keystone light any day. In fact, I'd take Natty Boh over Bud. It's been too long since I've had MB, so I can't compare it to Bud. That said, I'd rather have a Guinness, preferably one that wasn't made in Canada.

Edit:

what, no pbr? i thought you guys were hip

PBR is good. It's a nice honest blue collar beer. You don't see it around MD so much unless to seek it out, and I don't seek it out.

 

[punjabiplaya]

lol I actually like Keystone Light. It's my favorite cheap beer but I can taste that it's gone stale.

you can taste keystone? damn

 

[TwiceOver]

Was it warm to begin with or cold? Nothing worse than obvious cold warm cold beer.

 

[Perknose]

I've drank Keystone Light many times

this is horrible...

Are you talking about his horrible grammar or his horrible taste in beer-like liquid, or both?

I drink

I drank

I have drunk

 

[erikistired]

lol I actually like Keystone Light. It's my favorite cheap beer but I can taste that it's gone stale.

i hope you're in college.

 

[911paramedic]

i hope you're in college.

More like Jr. High.

 

[zerocool84]

i hope you're in college.

No I'm just not stuck-up like everyone else is on here with their tastes. I'll drink Bud and I'll drink a micro. I'll eat Pizza Hut and I'll eat a mom & pop place. I'm not like most people on here who try really hard to be cool and hate on anything that has a commercial. I eat and drink stuff cus I like it not cus it's cool to do so.