Going to cancel AOL

[Aimster]

I'm guessing it'll take me 3 hours to convince the customer service people in India that I do not want their crap service anymore.

Hopefully I can cancel it after telling them no a few thousand times

(I signed up last week cause cable was down).

 

[Kalvin00]

My guess is 1 1/2 hours.

 

[n0cmonkey]

10 minutes.

 

[Schadenfroh]

1st. Decide to Cancel AOL
2nd. Call them
3rd. .............
4th. AOL is killed off and bought by microsoft

 

[Splork]

Originally posted by: Aimster
(I signed up last week cause cable was down).

That's was a mistake. Why didn't you just use something like Netzero for a week. Ad's, but free. Good luck.

-sp

 

[luvya]

You will get another 6 months for free, you will never be able to cancel it

 

[Kelvrick]

Took me a total of....

13 months.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Aimster
I'm guessing it'll take me 3 hours to convince the customer service people in India that I do not want their crap service anymore.

Hopefully I can cancel it after telling them no a few thousand times

(I signed up last week cause cable was down).

And you signed up with aol... You are a sinner

 

[glugglug]

Best/fastest way to cancel AOL:

Curse in the chatroom.

 

[ultimatebob]

$10 says that they'll offer him some INSANELY good deal (like 2 free months of service) just to keep him around. Be strong, Aimster!

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
$10 says that they'll offer him some INSANELY good deal (like 2 free months of service) just to keep him around. Be strong, Aimster!

And remember, it's AOL......

 

[Aimster]

!!!!!!!

I'm still on the phone

"We will give you another 3 months free"
I said NO
"Why NO. just try it and then after 6 months if you do not like it cancel"
NO
"why not"
because
"why"


OMG

 

[LennyZ]

joining AOL is like joining the mob,once you are in you can't get out.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Aimster
!!!!!!!

I'm still on the phone

"We will give you another 3 months free"
I said NO
"Why NO. just try it and then after 6 months if you do not like it cancel"
NO
"why not"
because
"why"


OMG

just said that u just got broadband on a contract, and there is no way that you can cancel that contract, unless they are willing to pay you $1000

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Aimster
!!!!!!!

I'm still on the phone

"We will give you another 3 months free"
I said NO
"Why NO. just try it and then after 6 months if you do not like it cancel"
NO
"why not"
because
"why"


OMG

just said that u just got broadband on a contract, and there is no way that you can cancel that contract, unless they are willing to pay you $1000

I said that! "You can go on AOL using broadband" .... :| She is saying "Help me understand I do not understand why you won't agree to the free months."
I cannot think of an excuse. Everything I say they have a solution for it. I don't like AOL "oh I am sorry to hear. may I ask why? ok try it for 3 months on us and see if you change your mind".

Yay now I'm being offered 6 months. FINAL DEAL she says.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Aimster
!!!!!!!

I'm still on the phone

"We will give you another 3 months free"
I said NO
"Why NO. just try it and then after 6 months if you do not like it cancel"
NO
"why not"
because
"why"


OMG

just said that u just got broadband on a contract, and there is no way that you can cancel that contract, unless they are willing to pay you $1000

I said that! "You can go on AOL using broadband" .... :| She is saying "Help me understand I do not understand why you won't agree to the free months."
I cannot think of an excuse. Everything I say they have a solution for it. I don't like AOL "oh I am sorry to hear. may I ask why? ok try it for 3 months on us and see if you change your mind".

Yay now I'm being offered 6 months. FINAL DEAL she says.

Tell her you got her final deal in your pants

 

[Aimster]

I'm on hold ... I don't know why.

Woot; It's over. Confirmation number! 1 hour .. not bad.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Aimster
I'm on hold ... I don't know why.

Send them an e-mail saying you want to cancle and tell your cc company to prevent any bills from AOL.

Finished

 

[ZowieHowie]

4 years!

 

[cirthix]

you dont have to explain why you dont want tehir shity product, you just have to tell them that YOU DONT WANT IT. telling your cc to cancel bills is a good idea too. on another note: why would you ever think of joining aol?

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: cirthix
you dont have to explain why you dont want tehir shity product, you just have to tell them that YOU DONT WANT IT. telling your cc to cancel bills is a good idea too. on another note: why would you ever think of joining aol?

He was weak

 

[Yzzim]

I always read that telling them you're moving out of the country for a couple years is the fastest way to get them to shut up.

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: Aimster
I'm on hold ... I don't know why.

Woot; It's over. Confirmation number! 1 hour .. not bad.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I always read that telling them you're moving out of the country for a couple years is the fastest way to get them to shut up.

I'm moving to another country

AOL Lady "We have AOL all over the world. Which country are you moving to? We can give you 6 months free just in case you decide to come back"

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Aimster
!!!!!!!

I'm still on the phone

"We will give you another 3 months free"
I said NO
"Why NO. just try it and then after 6 months if you do not like it cancel"
NO
"why not"
because
"why"


OMG

just said that u just got broadband on a contract, and there is no way that you can cancel that contract, unless they are willing to pay you $1000

I said that! "You can go on AOL using broadband" .... :| She is saying "Help me understand I do not understand why you won't agree to the free months."
I cannot think of an excuse. Everything I say they have a solution for it. I don't like AOL "oh I am sorry to hear. may I ask why? ok try it for 3 months on us and see if you change your mind".

Yay now I'm being offered 6 months. FINAL DEAL she says.

Tell her you got her final deal in your pants

ROFLMFAO!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh sh!t that had me rolling! I think that's sig material!