Going to Baltimore.

[shortylickens]

Mom is in a special new treatment at Johns Hopkins. No more chemo. No more barfing.

If I get killed up there, that fucking liberal Perknose can have all my guns.
Allisolm can have all my yellow snake flags.
Give Dr. Pizza all the goat porn on my red 1TB drive.
Esquared can have the rest of my digital porn.
Whichever 13 year old joined recently gets my magazines. One of you show him how to use them.

The rest of you can just peruse my cat pics in the official Cutest Thing Ever thread.

 

[shortylickens]

And of course, when I'm standing on the train platform without any wifi, fucking Sony says I need a 300 meg system update.

 

[shortylickens]

And of course, when I'm standing on the train platform without any wifi, fucking Sony says I need a 300 meg system update.

 

[sdifox]

And of course, when I'm standing on the train platform without any wifi, fucking Sony says I need a 300 meg system update.

You know you can wait to do the update right? Besides, you don't have unlimited data? Trains up here have free wifi, though I am not sure if it is all the trains.

 

[highland145]

I want the minion outfit.

tkx

 

[boomerang]

I want the minion outfit.

tkx

First thing, take it to the dry cleaners.

 

[DigDog]

Autoduel capital of the world!

 

[highland145]

First thing, take it to the dry cleaners.

I was going to let you try it on 1st.

 

[purbeast0]

Baltimore is such a shithole. We took our son to this Thomas the Train thing at the B&O Train Museum a few weeks back and holy crap I felt like I was driving through a neighborhood from The Wire on the way there. Shit I probably was. And the views from the train ride were awesome! We saw a few homeless people, trash, run down neighborhoods, and cars that had been set on fire.

Then after that we drove a mile down the street to the area right around the inner harbor. We had to pay $20 to park and when we were at the restaurant, these 2 ghetto lesbians came to the bar and were arguing so loudly that they ended up getting kicked out by management.

Then on the 2 block walk back to our car, we saw someone just smoking weed in the middle of the sidewalk. I gotta say though it smelled like some good shit. Glad my 3 year old got to experience this incredible city!

 

[shortylickens]

http://imgur.com/GH9enhp

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Who gets your women? Oh, wait, nevermind.

 

[highland145]

Who gets your women? Oh, wait, nevermind.

Esquared can have the rest of my digital porn.

 

[shortylickens]

Who gets your women? Oh, wait, nevermind.

You can have your mother back.
She was dried out years ago.

 

[shortylickens]

Ok so, they dont have a Carla, they dont have a Cox, they dont have a Turk, and their last JD got fired after a week.

So, theres that.

 

[highland145]

You can have your mother back.
She was dried out years ago.

lol

 

[shortylickens]

This is gonna be a very long day.

They scheduled each phase several hours apart, even though it only takes a couple minutes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Stop by the best dealership in America while you're there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

 

[Thebobo]

Want me to go with your I'm african American?

 

[eng2d2]

Baltimore is just a typical big city. No different from the other ones.

 

[Thebobo]

Stop by the best dealership in America while you're there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

Wow look at the desert and cacti in baltimore BTW that's a excellent classic that needs to be bought up now and then, thanks.

 

[highland145]

Want me to go with your I'm african American?

Thought we resolved this already.


Shorty, it's more dangerous than Hooters. Arm up.

 

[shortylickens]

This fuckin hospital.
A can of coke is a dollar twenty-five.

Two shitty little tacos are 8 bucks.
I wont even describe the pizza.

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[Thebobo]

Your soooooo dead, can we have your stuff?

 

[pete6032]

Your soooooo dead, can we have your stuff?

Not until you improve your grammar.