Going to a strip club.

[FFactory0x]

or a street corner..or whatever...

<---horney juiced up, sick, and hungry for some clams

 

[icejunkie]

 

[Sex Smurf]

lucky bastard

1. pay the cover
2. buy a drink
3. do NOT sit at the stage
4. get all the attention from the ladies (or guys if that's the kind of club you're going to)

 

[mi xiao]

crabs in your eyebrows?

 

[dighn]

lol you messed up a parody

 

[Caesar]

STDs?

 

[Ryan]

a lap dance requiring you to sanitize your hands when it's finished.

 

[hypn0tik]

Girlfriend?

 

[Looney]

Wear spandex shorts... that makes the $40 for a 5min lap dance a little more worthwhile.

 

[Kindjal]

Wait for the 2-for-1 lap dance specials - makes your money and d1ck go farther.

 

[xaeniac]

what's a lap dance?

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: dighn
lol you messed up a parody

*shudder*

 

[Omegachi]

get a steaming clay laydo.

 

[Pepsei]

get a big woman with the "yeah" bouncing belly.

 

[chuckywang]

It won't be a good night unless you get an STD.

 

[Mo0o]

Going to the strip club is like going to a restaurant and smelling the food.

If you're going, make sure it's an expensive place, not some shack next to a truck stop.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Looney
Wear spandex shorts... that makes the $40 for a 5min lap dance a little more worthwhile.

Go pantsless for an even better time

 

[sonz70]

got 400$?

 

I went to a strip club once and hated it. While the flapping tits where okay, i felt strange setting around some really weird perverted guys.

Not that i can talk i was there.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: HBalzer
I went to a strip club once and hated it. While the flapping tits where okay, i felt strange setting around some really weird perverted guys.

Not that i can talk i was there.

What? You don't like having a boner surrounded by other guys with boners?

 

[mi xiao]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Looney
Wear spandex shorts... that makes the $40 for a 5min lap dance a little more worthwhile.

Go pantsless for an even better time

and increased probability of contracting STDs.