Going clubbing tonight

RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: Tremulant
You need a bigger club. IMO, the louder the thwack, the more satisfying.

The lighter club can be swung faster, I find it just as satisfying. It's also useful when defending against rogue polar bears.
 

Tremulant

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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: Tremulant
You need a bigger club. IMO, the louder the thwack, the more satisfying.

The lighter club can be swung faster, I find it just as satisfying. It's also useful when defending against rogue polar bears.

Hmm.. good point.

What about dual-wielding clubs?
 

xanis

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Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: Tremulant
You need a bigger club. IMO, the louder the thwack, the more satisfying.

The lighter club can be swung faster, I find it just as satisfying. It's also useful when defending against rogue polar bears.

Hmm.. good point.

What about dual-wielding clubs?

I'll do you one better. Metal bat with nails welded around the end. Ownage. :laugh:
 

RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: Tremulant
You need a bigger club. IMO, the louder the thwack, the more satisfying.

The lighter club can be swung faster, I find it just as satisfying. It's also useful when defending against rogue polar bears.

Hmm.. good point.

What about dual-wielding clubs?

I lack the hand-eye coordination to be ambi-wackstrous :eek:
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: Perknose
Baby seal clubbing? :Q
Of course, is there any other kind?
One of the few parties you'll ever go to where they NEVER run out of ice!