God's Penis Found

[Perknose]

Atheists truly f*cked:

 

[Thebobo]

Well it's obvious the men in those days were well hung and the ladies had small tatas.

 

[Perknose]

Well it's obvious the men in those days were well hung and the ladies had small tatas.

Well, there've been technological advances (silicone booby enhancement) and biologically based retreats (the tragedy of TPS: Tiny Penoir Syndrome) in the interim.

But all I really have to say is, "Gawd, that's a big'un!"

 

[Perknose]

Also, the reason behind the age-old practice of getting on your knees before prayerfully beseeching the Big Guy for help now makes more sense.

 

[Perknose]

As a recovering Catholic, though, I'm glad accepting Holy Communion is now down to a gluten free wafer.

Otherwise, trusting that a fully grown and frustrated male virgin in frilly robes while getting on your knees, closing your eyes and sticking our your tongue before him would be a much scarier prospect.

 

[lxskllr]

That nursing(?) calve is a little peculiar. Not sure what's going on there, but the udder(?)'s in the wrong place, and mom(?) looks surprised.

 

[Jeeebus]

Did they have Whole Foods back then because the person on the right is clearly sitting in one of their child-size shopping carts?

 

[sandorski]

That nursing(?) calve is a little peculiar. Not sure what's going on there, but the udder(?)'s in the wrong place, and mom(?) looks surprised.

...that's not a Mom.....

 

[Nashemon]

Truly we were made in His image.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Wait...are you trying to say that all penii don't hang to peoples knees? Man..now I feel like a freak.