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God's existence proved.

I'm sure they worked well for our pre-human ancestors too. They're well shaped for the hand of a primate because their primary way to spread seeds about the jungle is through monkey poo maybe? Thus it could be a case of co-evolution maybe? I obviously don't know what I'm talking about...

Why am I taking this video seriously? :laugh:

 
Originally posted by: potato28
Originally posted by: wizboy11
Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: mwtgg
I bet he's well acquainted with another object that is shaped for ease of entry into the human mouth.
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HA--CHA CHAAAAA.
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lol
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LOL x2. yeah there was no way to take that vid seriously...it almost looked like the other guy was trying to contain himself too.
 
Oh, not this banana thing again.
I debunked this before. Every time I try to peel a banana, it always faces away from me. Damn psychotic fruit.




Originally posted by: Oceandevi
This is what made me deny god.

After seeing this I could no longer ignore the truth. We are not gods children. The skating monkey is proof of the theory of evolution. Animals can become more. They can EVOLVE.

I rest my case.
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That monkey's g0t m4d skillz!

 
Why not have the banana levitate into our mouths instead of fit our hand?!

EDIT: Better yet, why not have us take 1 pill that gives us all nutrients we'll ever need for the rest of our lives?
 
Uhh.. monkeys and gorillas can peel bananas just fine. They weren't "made" for modern day humans. In any case I'm sure birds and other creatures eat them too.
 
My first reaction was, I wanna get this guy a juicy peach and watch him eat it....although I think he would praise god for the way in which the juice ran down his face.
 
Originally posted by: Unmoosical
My first reaction was, I wanna get this guy a juicy peach and watch him eat it....although I think he would praise god for the way in which the juice ran down his face.
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To this point, why wouldn't "God" make the peach perfectly fit ones mouth? Why the extra sticky juice that comes out of it, as well?
 
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