God...

[tec699]

are u there?


Guys, just last week a hooly rooler gave me a bible and told me that I needed to find salvation! Maybe it was god?

:Q

 

[kyparrish]

sorry, I was getting my D&D on

 

[MacBaine]

I ask myself that very question every time you post

 

[saxophonoia]

haha

 

[anxi80]

god
come in god
god come in god
damn you're a girl
well i guess the reason i'm talking to you tonight is
cause i've been doing alot of thinking
i mean i consider myself a pretty cool guy
and i've never cheated on any of my girlfriends
well well except that one lil' time in japan
but that was just some head and head dont count right?
aww thanks god i knew you would understand
well i just feel like i want to be honest wit you
god i just need a sweet b*tch
you know sombody not to fast but not to slow
cause i dont have it my damn self
and life aint easy
you know you want somebody by yourside to help you smooth that thing out
you know what sayin
and i'm not being picky
she dosen't even to have a big ol ass
just something well proportioned to her body you know a nice lil tail
what?
you say you you've found somebody
is she cute?
so when do i get to meet her?
aww
god you're the greatest
well i guess i'll talk to you later
amen
oh i'm sorry
ahh-lady

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: tec699
are u there?

Yes, you are.

If this is a poor parody attempt: I B T L

 

[Orsorum]

Are you there? It's me, Margaret.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: anxi80

god
come in god
god come in god
damn you're a girl
well i guess the reason i'm talking to you tonight is
cause i've been doing alot of thinking
i mean i consider myself a pretty cool guy
and i've never cheated on any of my girlfriends
well well except that one lil' time in japan
but that was just some head and head dont count right?
aww thanks god i knew you would understand
well i just feel like i want to be honest wit you
god i just need a sweet b*tch
you know sombody not to fast but not to slow
cause i dont have it my damn self
and life aint easy
you know you want somebody by yourside to help you smooth that thing out
you know what sayin
and i'm not being picky
she dosen't even to have a big ol ass
just something well proportioned to her body you know a nice lil tail
what?
you say you you've found somebody
is she cute?
so when do i get to meet her?
aww
god you're the greatest
well i guess i'll talk to you later
amen
oh i'm sorry
ahh-lady

o yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice nice one.

The Outkast, great part of that album lol.

MIKE

 

[aplefka]

Is this a parody?

 

[upsciLLion]

GOD DOES NOT EXIST DURRRRRRRRRR

 

[db]

"If you want to hear God laugh,
just tell him your plans."