God & The Biker

jlbenedict

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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take
It! will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife.
I want to know how she feels nside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy "

The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Have a Super Day!

 

jlbenedict

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Man, my Dad told me that when I was 5....seriously. 24 years old at least!

I know! I have never heard the joke until someone just emailed it to me a few minutes ago. And I'm 31 years old.. I know I'm not that damn old :p
 

BoomerD

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VERY old joke. Never heard it told quite that way, (usually a genie in a bottle joke) but still good.
 

zoiks

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Originally posted by: jlbenedict
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Man, my Dad told me that when I was 5....seriously. 24 years old at least!

I know! I have never heard the joke until someone just emailed it to me a few minutes ago. And I'm 31 years old.. I know I'm not that damn old :p

Think it of this way. If you were a dog, you would've lived and died twice already.