Rosencrantz: Do you want to play questions?
Guildenstern: How do you play that?
Rosencrantz: You have to ask questions.
Guildenstern: Statement, one love.
Rosencrantz: Cheating.
Guildenstern: How?
Rosencrantz: I hadn't started yet.
Guildenstern: Statement, two love.
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: Foul, no repetition, three love and game.
Rosencrantz: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
Guildenstern: Whose serve?
Rosencrantz: Uh...
Guildenstern: Hesitation, love one.
Rosencrantz: Whose go?
Guildenstern: Why?
Rosencrantz: Why not?
Guildenstern: What for?
Rosencrantz: Ah! No synonyms! One all.
Guildenstern: What in God's name is going on?
Rosencrantz: Foul, no rhetoric, two one.
Guildenstern: What does it all add up to?
Rosencrantz: Can't you guess?
Guildenstern: Are you addressing me?
Rosencrantz: Is there anyone else?
Guildenstern: Who?
Rosencrantz: How would I know?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: Are you serious?
Guildenstern: Was that rhetoric?
Rosencrantz: No.
Guildenstern: Statement, two all, game point.
Rosencrantz: What's the matter with you today?
Guildenstern: When?
Rosencrantz: What?
Guildenstern: Are you deaf?
Rosencrantz: Am I dead?
Guildenstern: Yes or no?
Rosencrantz: Is there a choice?
Guildenstern: Is there a God?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No non sequiturs. Three two, one game all.
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: You first!
Rosencrantz: Statement, one love!
Guildenstern: What's your name when you're at home?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: When I'm at home?
Rosencrantz: Is it different at home?
Guildenstern: What home?
Rosencrantz: Haven't you got one?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: What are you driving at?
Guildenstern: What is your name?
Rosencrantz: Repetition, two love, match point.
Guildenstern: Who do you think you are?
Rosencrantz: Rhetoric! Game and match!
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