god, please kill me.

[yobarman]

this is quite possibly the worst night of my life. i am puking left and right. i will never drink again. ugh! :disgust:

 

[RossMAN]

What did you drink, did you eat anything, where'd ya drink and who with?

 

[yobarman]

i drank...SO MUCH Beer!!! oh my god...i have never thrown up before.. this is the worst night of my life

 

[TheRouterNinja]

we've all been there dude...try sleeping it off.

 

[yobarman]

<< we've all been there dude...try sleeping it off. >>



IM TRYING TO DRINK WATER...BUT GODDAMIT I KEEP PUCKING IT UP!!! OH M Y GOD...SOMEONES GOING TO TH E LAUNDRY ROOM IN THE MORNING.

 

[polypterus]

Hmm, I've never been there... btw what did you expect by voluntarily consuming poison? Heartburn?

dc

 

[RossMAN]

Don't forget to brush your teeth, floss, rinse with mouth wash and douse with Binaca tomorrow morning

 

[gopunk]

/me hacks at yobarman with an ax....

no need to get it over your clothes... just put your head in a toilet until you're empty.

 

[yobarman]

<< Don't forget to brush your teeth, floss, rinse with mouth wash and douse with Binaca tomorrow morning >>




damn you college, damn you!

 

[TheRouterNinja]

<<

<< Don't forget to brush your teeth, floss, rinse with mouth wash and douse with Binaca tomorrow morning >>




damn you college, damn you! >>



it could be a lot worse...stay away from ugly women for the next 12 hours..

 

[BlackSoul]

I don't get it:

Get drunk
Puke on your shoes

Gee how fun

 

[yobarman]

it's not even my shoes. it's my bed, my floor my school bag... not cool

 

[BlackSoul]

<< stay away from ugly women for the next 12 hours >>



Ahhh, the Budweiser scale

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

heh... when you're drunk, ugly women don't exist.

 

[clarkse]

good one, FFMCobalt, words of wisdom.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

was that a slam??

 

[ZeroBurn]

1. drink water and eat some bread or crackers or something
2. sleep on your side, NOT on your back tonight

 

[clarkse]

FFMC, no slam

or did it hit too close to home?




cheers mate,
Steve

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Actually, Steve, I've never been drunk a day in my life.

 

[yobarman]

<< 1. drink water and eat some bread or crackers or something
2. sleep on your side, NOT on your back tonight >>



everything im eating is puked right back up

....my bed is filthy with like puke all overi t...im gonna pass out anyscond

 

[RossMAN]

oh and don't forget the Lysol because your room is gonna stank by morning if it doesn't already.

 

[yobarman]

<< oh and don't forget the Lysol because your room is gonna stank by morning if it doesn't already. >>



done and done!

 

[xyyz]

yer lucky yer not crappin and pukin at the same time... well... you probably wouldn't tell us if you were...

rest... and drink alot of water... and just wait till the hangover :/

There's something called "soberex" ... some tonic crap that's new in the market... personally I think it's a load of crap... but it's guranteed to prevent you from getting a hangover.

 

[compuwiz1]

Thanks to God, age, and other alcoholics, I no longer have that problem. The guy that pulled my ass out. founded ESPN. I am forever in his debt. Maybe some of you will figure out who he is. He was J. Paul Getty's right hand man....a man I am proud to have as a friend and personal mentor. http://www.thelocalplanet.com/Archives/Cover_Story/Article.asp?ArticleID=2136 (Direct linking makes my PC lock....hmm) BTW, Spokane is where I grew up. Stu certainly makes any situation seem small, and you suddenly realize, YES, I CAN DO IT!

 

[yobarman]

<< Thanks to God, age, and other alcoholics, I no longer have that problem. The guy that pulled my ass out. founded ESPN. I am forever in his debt. Maybe some of you will figure out who he is. He was J. Paul Getty's right hand man....a man I am proud to have as a friend and personal mentor. http://www.thelocalplanet.com/Archives/Cover_Story/Article.asp?ArticleID=2136 (Direct linking makes my PC lock....hmm) BTW, Spokane is where I grew up. Stu certainly makes any situation seem small, and you suddenly realize, YES, I CAN DO IT! >>




what the hell are you talking about?



Anyways....im up...not hungover, but goddam, my room is absolutly disgusting. And no i did not sh_t myself, you animals