God made Woman...(A stolen Brutuskend POEM!)

Brutuskend

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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.


Ruining the whole fvcking thing.





:p
 

m2kewl

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:D

he probably created the first ones during the football season

:beer::beer::beer:
 

Cyco

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I dunno....a woman's mouth can be great for certain actions.....as long as it's not talking!;)
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahahaha! :D:D


: ) Amanda

aves2k is a lucky, lucky man to have you, Amanda... You've got a wonderful attitude that comes through loud and clear in every thread in which you post.

:)
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
that's an oldie

and it still sucks

bahahahah it probably does suck to you, because you are one of the women we all wish didnt get a mouth :beer:
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahahaha! :D:D


: ) Amanda

aves2k is a lucky, lucky man to have you, Amanda... You've got a wonderful attitude that comes through loud and clear in every thread in which you post.

:)

I whole heartedly AGREE!!!
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahahahaha! :D:D


: ) Amanda

aves2k is a lucky, lucky man to have you, Amanda... You've got a wonderful attitude that comes through loud and clear in every thread in which you post.

:)

I whole heartedly AGREE!!!

:beer: I as well! Amanda, do you have a sister per chance?