God I hate spiders... How would you kill this..

[SSP]

[dr. hibbert]fire... and lots of it! [/dr. hibbert]

Spider 1
Spider2


edit - a friend sent me this, If I saw that in my house I would burn it down and move.

 

[Juno]

Just...grab and squeeze it.

 

[Shawn]

ugh *shudder*

 

[cjgallen]

Lick it to death.

 

[imported_LoKe]

That second one...then I realized it was scaled down and I maximized it. Jesus.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: LoKe
That second one...then I realized it was scaled down and I maximized it. Jesus.

Blame on 5.1 megapixels digital cameras. 😀

 

[erikistired]

i'd probably call syringer, but he would just post about it on ATOT and NOT FINISH THE STORY.

 

[Pepsei]

wow, no one mention his name...

edit;nvm, someone above me did.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

1. Create a thread on ATOT about it
2. Put it in a jar
3. Post pictures on the intarweb
4. Talk about the best way of killing the spider (Do this for a couple weeks)
5. Let it go

 

[Nitemare]

Smash it with my wang

 

[Tylanner]

micro waves hurt

 

[TWills]

I would feed it nuclear waste until it's six feet tall, then murder it in downtown ________ for uber media attention!

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Smash it with my wang

:disgust:

 

[KarenMarie]

i have no idea what i would do... but i fear that i would probably pee myself with fear.

i have a house full of cats to worry about, too... who i fear would want to 'play' with it...

i would be terrified... i could picture me in my pjs outside the house... on the cell phone crying to the b/f to come home immediately.

i am so lame.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Smash it with my wang

:disgust:

Smash it with Syringer's wang?

 

[aidanjm]

Looks like a Huntsman - very harmless, no toxic venom, (altho possibly a painful bite) catch it in a large jar and let it go in the garden.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Looks like a Huntsman - very harmless, no toxic venom, (altho possibly a painful bite) catch it in a large jar and let it go in the garden.

but.. but... they're evil!!!

 

[sixone]

I'd hose it down with hairspray. Surprisingly effective on insects.

😛

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Looks like a Huntsman - very harmless, no toxic venom, (altho possibly a painful bite) catch it in a large jar and let it go in the garden.

But, if I smash it with my television, is that okay too?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: sixone
I'd hose it down with hairspray. Surprisingly effective on insects.

😛

so is tilex

and 99% alcohol lysol spray

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: sixone
I'd hose it down with hairspray. Surprisingly effective on insects.

😛

I thought it only works on winged insects 😕

My preferred method is the jar + magnifying glass :heart:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: sixone
I'd hose it down with hairspray. Surprisingly effective on insects.

😛

so is tilex

and 99% alcohol lysol spray

Good to know, thanks.

 

[aplefka]

That's a huge fvcking spider... and hairy too. If I saw that I'd sh1t my pants.

 

[Excelsior]

Spiders scare me fo' sho'. If I saw that sh!t crawl into my room id scream like a little girl. "AHHHHH WTF MAN! JESUS! THAT IS A BIG FVCKING SPIDER! AHHHHHHHHHH"

 

[GhettoFob]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Smash it with my wang

lol