God I hate spiders... How would you kill this..

SSP

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[dr. hibbert]fire... and lots of it! [/dr. hibbert]

Spider 1
Spider2


edit - a friend sent me this, If I saw that in my house I would burn it down and move.
 

Juno

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Originally posted by: LoKe
That second one...then I realized it was scaled down and I maximized it. Jesus.

Blame on 5.1 megapixels digital cameras. :D
 

erikistired

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i'd probably call syringer, but he would just post about it on ATOT and NOT FINISH THE STORY.
 

ChooChooChooseMe

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1. Create a thread on ATOT about it
2. Put it in a jar
3. Post pictures on the intarweb
4. Talk about the best way of killing the spider (Do this for a couple weeks)
5. Let it go
 

TWills

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I would feed it nuclear waste until it's six feet tall, then murder it in downtown ________ for uber media attention!
 

KarenMarie

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i have no idea what i would do... but i fear that i would probably pee myself with fear.

i have a house full of cats to worry about, too... who i fear would want to 'play' with it...

i would be terrified... i could picture me in my pjs outside the house... on the cell phone crying to the b/f to come home immediately.

i am so lame.
 

aidanjm

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Looks like a Huntsman - very harmless, no toxic venom, (altho possibly a painful bite) catch it in a large jar and let it go in the garden.
 

SSP

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Looks like a Huntsman - very harmless, no toxic venom, (altho possibly a painful bite) catch it in a large jar and let it go in the garden.

but.. but... they're evil!!!
 
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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Looks like a Huntsman - very harmless, no toxic venom, (altho possibly a painful bite) catch it in a large jar and let it go in the garden.

But, if I smash it with my television, is that okay too?
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: sixone
I'd hose it down with hairspray. Surprisingly effective on insects.

:p

so is tilex

and 99% alcohol lysol spray
 

Atomicus

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Originally posted by: sixone
I'd hose it down with hairspray. Surprisingly effective on insects.

:p

I thought it only works on winged insects :confused:

My preferred method is the jar + magnifying glass :heart:
 

Excelsior

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Spiders scare me fo' sho'. If I saw that sh!t crawl into my room id scream like a little girl. "AHHHHH WTF MAN! JESUS! THAT IS A BIG FVCKING SPIDER! AHHHHHHHHHH"