God I hate automated services through the phone...But I Ownzorz them anyways :)

DVad3r

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Me: <Dialing my wireless tech support number>
Robot: Hello...welcome to etc etc...please speak slowly and clearly so I can better direct your call.
Me: <Silence>
Robot: Please choose one of the following categories and briefly say what we can assist you with...
Me: Bundles
Robot: I'm sorry, I could not register that response...did you mean to say you want the billing department?
Me: Bundlezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Robot: I'm sorry, I could not register that response...if you would like more options, please say "Main Menu"
Me: Bundlezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Robot: Please hold, I will connect you with a service representative to better direct your call...
Me: Yay humans!!!!!
 

loup garou

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Lucky you, usually if the robot can't understand me or I don't say anything, it hangs up on me. :|

PS, don't you hate the ones where you HAVE to SAY the number of the option you want or a long code you need to enter instead of just using the freaking phone's keypad??? ARGH! :|
 

Aves

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One of AT&T's numbers will disconnect the call if you don't say anything. You have to provide incorrect info to get to someone.

Of course they also disable "0".
 

Titan

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I got charged 20 bucks in long distance phone calls to go see movies 10 minutes away from the hotel from yelling at the robot. I got so mad at it that it hung up on me twice. So, instead of a movie, my friend laughed at me for yelling "you're hanging up on ME!??!" Hotel calls are nuts though.
 

DVad3r

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Haha 0 :) This is big game companies boy...0 don't work around here. Man I wish I was like that uber nerd kid from that movie "The Core" where I could make a queer sound and hack into the company through my phone.