God hates me

[SarcasticDwarf]

last Wednesday: Water line burst above my bathroom
last Thursday: another water line broke in my bathroom
last night: water heater ruptured



at least I live in an apartment so it is their problem.

 

[boyRacer]

No i think your landlord hates you. 🙂

 

[amcdonald]

two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

well, seeing as how I would be sleeping on my waterbed and it would be ruptured, that fits in perfectly!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

NOOOO!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

 

[GoingUp]

I dont know how someone who doesnt exist can hate you. I guess the tooth fairy and santa claus have it in for you as well.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I dont know how someone who doesnt exist can hate you. I guess the tooth fairy and santa claus have it in for you as well.

no, but the easter bunny does

 

[pyonir]

She isn't the only one...

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

NOOOO!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

lol!

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

NOOOO!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

lol!

Clearly what this thread needs is a shrubbery.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

NOOOO!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

yuo RACIST BASTARD111!!!!!!!!3

 

[ClueLis]

YOU HAVE DISPLEASED THE PLUMBING GODS!!! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST THE SEWARS OR RISK MORE DESTRUCTION!!!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

NOOOO!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

yuo RACIST BASTARD111!!!!!!!!3

I think you totally missed it there buddy... 😛

 

[amcdonald]

Maybe we could get another shrubbery, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: ClueLis
YOU HAVE DISPLEASED THE PLUMBING GODS!!! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST THE SEWARS OR RISK MORE DESTRUCTION!!!

In other words, stop eating Taco Bell. 😉

 

[optoman]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: ClueLis
YOU HAVE DISPLEASED THE PLUMBING GODS!!! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST THE SEWARS OR RISK MORE DESTRUCTION!!!

In other words, stop eating Taco Bell. 😉

How true it is. 😛

 

[Azraele]

Well. It could be worse. Your nick could actually happen to you.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: amcdonald
two days from now: Puppies attack you ni your sleep

NOOOO!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

As in the knights who say, "....

 

[stormbv]

Hopefully the Angels of Plumbing send one of their minions to bless your apartment with an ass-crack.

 

[Gage]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.