GOD DAMMIT!

[Atheus]

It's 5 in the morning and I just got home. The food was total crap (£50!) - I could cook a better steak than that any day - we got there too late so we couldn't hear shit while we were eating, and then by the time we were done the band had almost finished their set so we had to dance to the crap DJ. I'm pretty sure I left my Ipod touch in the taxi, but in any case it is GONE, so I just spent £40 on a taxi to take a girl home from whom I got NO SEX and now I also have NO IPOD. Screw life.

 

[Leros]

Is this what happens when an ATOTer goes on a date?

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: Atheus
It's 5 in the morning and I just got home. The food was total crap (£50!) - I could cook a better steak than that any day - we got there too late so we couldn't hear shit while we were eating, and then by the time we were done the band had almost finished their set so we had to dance to the crap DJ. I'm pretty sure I left my Ipod touch in the taxi, but in any case it is GONE, so I just spent £40 on a taxi to take a girl home from whom I got NO SEX and now I also have NO IPOD. Screw life.

look up "an hero"

 

[Black88GTA]

Epic date fail.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: Leros
Is this what happens when an ATOTer goes on a date?

Actually it was an office christmas party.

 

[sourceninja]

I bet she stole your iPod....you should kill her.

 

[Atheus]

Do you know what is really pissing me off right now? Apart from the no sex? There is a nigerian cab driver somewhere in this city holding my ipod, and I have absolutely no way of contacting him...

 

[cirrhosis]

livejournal, stat.

 

[Farang]

I haven't talked to a non-service related, non-relative woman in 3 months.. but I do own a Zune. I pity you.

 

[BlackTigers]

Ugh I want a touch. =/

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Ugh I want a touch. =/

I have just acquired one. I will sell it to you for $100.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: tasmanian

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Ugh I want a touch. =/

I have just acquired one. I will sell it to you for $100.

Sounds good.

Are you by chance located in London? We could arrange local pickup if so.

 

[Atheus]

You know waht else happened that I just remembered? I was dancing with this girl for ages (not the same girl, random blonde girl), and she put my hat on for a laugh, then I look away for a second and her (assumed) boyfriend drags her away, and she's still wearing my hat... I had to go up to them and grab it off her head and get out before he realized what was going on...

Originally posted by: cirrhosis
livejournal, stat.

My friends are all asleep so YOU get to hear my drunken rant.

 

[rh71]

Dude, you lost your IPOD. What's sex?

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: rh71
Dude, you lost your IPOD. What's sex?

:laugh:

 

[Newbian]

Next time use your ipod to play porn for you and you won't have to go out.

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: tasmanian

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Ugh I want a touch. =/

I have just acquired one. I will sell it to you for $100.

Sounds good.

Are you by chance located in London? We could arrange local pickup if so.

Yes I am, look for a black man driving a taxi.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: rh71
Dude, you lost your IPOD. What's sex?

:laugh:

a type of cake?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Next time use your ipod to play porn for you and you won't have to go out.

btw, someone in another thread asked what smartphones without data plans are good for.