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God Bless Calvin Trillin

Perknose

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Just saw him on The Daily Show, where John Stuart got him to recite his 2008 Mitt Romney poem:

MITT ROMNEY AS DOLL

Yes, Mitt's so slick of speech and slick of garb, he

Reminds us all of Ken, of Ken and Barbie-----

So quick to shed his moderate regalia,

He may, like Ken, be lacking genitalia.

Author Calvin Trillin
And for the other half here, he also recounted the time he referred to Al Gore as a "man like object." :biggrin:
 

Fear No Evil

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No, but unfortunately it also doesn't make your contributions to this forum any less moronic either.
Funny thing is I could be President and it would be one hell of a step up from the guy we have in office. How much intelligence does it take to say 'kill more brown people' and 'print more money'?
 

UberNeuman

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Funny thing is I could be President

no, you couldn't - and now - that's funny!

I mean really - I couldn't wait for the debate...

"Fear No Evil - in our times of lackluster employment - what would change to empower more employment"

- "kill more brown people' and 'print more money'?"

okay - and what policies would you advocate in negating our nations reliance on foreign fuel?

- "kill more brown people' and 'print more money'?"


\keep clacking on like you care about "brown people."
 
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Fear No Evil

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no, you couldn't - and now - that's funny!

I mean really - I couldn't wait for the debate...
No really! I could! Let me show you how I am fully qualified:

But Bush!!!!!!!!



SEE! I didn't even read that off a teleprompter! Holy CRAP I am OVER qualified! :p
 

UberNeuman

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No really! I could! Let me show you how I am fully qualified:

But Bush!!!!!!!!



SEE! I didn't even read that off a teleprompter! Holy CRAP I am OVER qualified! :p
Why so much negativity about Bush - do you mean GWHB or GWB? or is it a resentment for lawn care?
 

IronWing

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I have people that take care of my lawn. :colbert:
Not after you kill them.


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Anyway, I wrote my own poem featuring Romney. It was in the zombie ammo thread but got no love there. :'(

Skin like Brewer, face like Rice
Perry, Huntsman, hair that nice
All Paul's gold and Ben Bernake
Die in fire, be my lackey
Eye of Newt and mark of Cain
Drink the potion, eat the brain
Barracuda smile, Christie's swear
Safe in Romney underwear
Dodge this bullet, duck the shot
Feast tonight on that Limbaugh sot
 
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UberNeuman

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I dunno. OP didn't say what he thought so I figured nobody had to.
Fair enough - now I ask you what you think of Mr. Trillin's comments...

\as for my thoughts Mr. Trillin has always been a cold eye viewing in...
\\loved the guy since his times on Late Night.....
 
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Fear No Evil

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Fair enough - now I ask you what you think of Mr. Trillin's comments...

\as for my thoughts Mr. Trillin has always been a cold eye viewing in...
\\loved the guy since his times on Late Night.....
I'm pretty sure Romney has a penis... but I can't say I have personally verified it.
 

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