God and Santa thread (formerly Monty Burns thread) <<-----------------------------------------------

[jacobnero6918]

&quot;It's ironic, that this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail! That's democracy for you.&quot;
-- C. Montgomery Burns

 

[Prodigy^]

gotta love monty.....

btw, regarding your quote:

&quot;God is a Republican.....Santa Claus is a Democrat!&quot;

so the reps are making people change their lives and do the craziest things for their beliefs, while the demos are nice people who only do good and bring warm thoughts in peoples minds?

 

[jacobnero6918]

No I think you got it wrong. Santa Claus is a Democrat. Santa Claus promises you all sorts of things. Santa Claus IS NOT Real.

God is a Republican. God has LAWS. God expect those LAWS to be obeyed. God promises you nothing. God helps those who help themselves. God IS Real

 

[Ultima200]

<< God is a Republican. God has LAWS. God expect those LAWS to be obeyed. God promises you nothing. God helps those who help themselves. God IS Real >>




Not EVERYONE would agree with that...

 

[palad]

Doesn't matter what people will agree with. Reality is not dependent on your acceptance of it.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Santa is Christian, I've seen him in the little manger set-up too many times to think otherwise, he's right in there with the donkey and the three wise men

 

[Pretender]

At least people stop believing in Santa when they're 8. Many people believe in god their whole lives.

Essentially by the time you get older you realize the Dems are full of sh!t (this explains why many of today's youth are democrat). But (depending on your belief) either the republicans are truthful, or it's harder to realize they're lying.

 

[jacobnero6918]

<< Doesn't matter what people will agree with. Reality is not dependent on your acceptance of it. >>




That is very good, so God can exist even if you don't believe in him or he doesn't exist even if you do. I of course can't believe that the entire universe was created by the accident. I believe there is some super intelligence pulling all the strings.

 

[Pretender]

<< I of course can't believe that the entire universe was created by the accident. >>

Accidents don't mean bad. I'd be willing to bet 1 in 5 of you awake right now reading these forums was an 'accident' one night. Of cource parents don't tell their children because kids don't like to know that their existance was either not meant to be or could've easily not occured if things were slightly different, and I'd think the same goes for people who believe god created the universe.

But can we get off the creation of the universe topic, this was startin' to get funny.

 

[Supradude]

...excellent...

 

[Valhalla1]

I'm diggin' this argument